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New’s report 3

‘Hello citizens of Rattagob, and thank you for reading today’s article. Today’s date is September 2nd, 980.

Apologizes for not writing an article yesterday, we’ve been heavily working on the planning of the barrier around the Rattagob forest around majority of the kingdom. The building date is very close, only a few days from now, so we’ve been pouring as much as we can into planning and getting materials. Anyways, here’s the news for today. Some members of The Kingdom Watch went into the forest to try and find their leader who as we know went missing a few days ago. These members have not returned yet, so we’re going to be sending in some member’s of the kings’ guard to investigate. There’s no kingdom watch report today as they’re currently very busy. 

We have a special announcement today for birthdays! Today, the kings adopted a child. They’ve named the child Fern, yet they don’t want her to be too exposed too much to the media or press, so we restrained questioning them further about the child.

Now, on to other birthdays.

Averill Stoddarde

Lark Sudworthe

Sigourney Bartone

Alvina Underhille

Ceolmund Blakee

Today there’s a sale at Writing Supplies and More- get a free stack of paper with the purchase of any ink and quill set. There’s also a sale at Blossom’s Bakery for half off wheat and blueberry muffins.

Thank you for reading today’s report, and we’ll see you tomorrow.

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News report 2

Hello citizens of Rattagob, thank you for joining us on this fine afternoon. The date is August 31st, 980.  Our first story today is a woman on 5th street had her shiny sliver necklace stolen, it was quite expensive mainly because of the silver and the ruby pendent so naturally the woman was distraught. The Kingdom Watch did some research into this case, they suspected it was works of goblins in the Rattagob forest, and they were correct. They ventured into the forest and not too deep in found the necklace that looked like what the woman described, but there were scratches and goblin drool all over the pendant. The kings put in an order to repair the barrier around the kingdom all where the forest surrounds it, the building will begin on the 5th of September. Now onto the The Kingdom’s Watch daily report. 

‘We’re continuing to deal with the goblins and gremlins in the forest, and their rampage on the dysentery. Recently our leader of The Kingdom Watch ventured into the forest to speak to The Goblin King, and has not returned since that night, and soon we will conduct an investigation to find her. Thanks for reading today’s report.’

Now onto birthdays.

Earl Colart

Countess Rose

Vicar Hubard

Emmony Hugon

There’s a sale at The Breadless Barber’s for half off all haircuts, Yolanda’s Books And Accessories buy two and get one book free and five gold off all bracelets. 

Thank you for reading today’s report, and we’ll see you tomorrow. 

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Trying to find their leader but they’re incredibly cunning and mischievous! 

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Our first News Report!

Hello citizens of Rattagob! Today's date is August 30th, 980. 

For our first piece of news today, we have our a report from the kingdom watch. Here is their statement: Hello citizens, we’re here to alert you of several goblin and gremlin spottings. The first, three green goblins of different sizes with a pet gremlin, be aware that gremlins WILL BITE. Do not approach them, instead call the kingdom watch and from a safe distance keep an eye on their whereabouts. Next report, the Rattagob forest is still NOT safe. As the name entails it is filled to the rim with rats (no not the friendly ones) and goblins with sharp teeth and hands perfect for gold-snatching. Next, a purple and blue goblin have been spotted by the bread bakery on north road, trying to steal a women’s pocket gold. Those goblins have been caught and are now in the Goblin Dungeon, and the woman is safe and has been repaid all her gold by the king himself.

Thank you for that statement Kingdom Watch! We appreciate your contributions to the community. Next, birthdays. 

Happy birthday to:

Sara Huint 

Harry Black

Sydney Kolo

There’s a sale on pumpkin loaves at East Main Street Bakery, a sale on corn and blueberries at The Rattagob Grocer, and three gold off on everything at The Grand Goober eatery. 

Thank you for reading today’s Rattagob article, and have a good and safe night.