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gold for gold me fool

I Don't Know What The Fuck You Just Said But God Do I Like Your Style

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As A Devoted Goblinmaxxer I Will Never Not Smash A Goblin And If Anybody Feels Any Differently Well Then They Should Just Watch Their Mailboxes A Little Bit Closer For The Next Few Days. Just A Suggestion. Doesn't Really Mean Anything.

There we go, THAT'S a goblin! Nimble, surprisingly durable, and are naturally excellent when dealing with larger species' weak spots. It's apparently a fey gift in 5e, so the horny implications I'm just going to take as canon. Come on, you know what a goblin is. We live in caves, dance and sing and fight with hearts on our sleeve and screams in our throats. We're vengeful, sneaky, around 3-4 ft (91-122 cm) tall. It's a goblin.

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Every Body In This Building Should Just Send Me Their Credit Cards And Then Some. I Arguably Deserve Riches And Treasures Way More Than Anyone Else

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I'm So Ready To Just Take A Rotisserie Chicken And Maul It Like The Horrible Goblin I Am

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Why Live In A House When You Can Live In A Cave, Stop Living In Houses With The Mouses Come Live In Potholes With The Trolls

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Like This Post If You're A Goblin And You Love Pulling All Nighters

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Find My Fucking Treasure Assholes

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I'm Goblino. It/Its. Nothing Else Fuckin Matters