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only thing that comes to mind today.

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Tired of your baby girl being seen as a genderless imp? Afraid strangers might not recognize your sexless proto-human as the soft femme heartbreaker she is? Well now you can glue some shit on her head! That’s right, just glue some gender conformity right onto her unclosed fontanelle! Say goodbye to awkwardly explaining that no, despite her bald head, your androgynous poop machine is actually a demure coquette! Glue your fucking baby today!

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Enjo~~oy!

Mango so tasty!

M-m, so JUICE!

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?

I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.

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The best part of waking up

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This doth put a smile on mah face

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I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.

"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.

Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.

Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.

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God damn, they are fucken HUGE and Ah LOVE IT!

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How did Ah only JUST realise that's nyot an <eh> sound [ɛ]. . .

That's conveyed mid a flipped 3!

This mofo says "foe-NERR-tick alphabert"! XD

wi ʃʊd stɑɚt wɹɑĭtiŋ ɑl ɑʊɚ poŭsts ɪn ði ɪntɚnæʃənəl foŭnɜtɪk ælfʌbɜt. ɑĭ θiŋk ðæt wʊd bi fʌn.

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THANK THEE!

Ah saw that wild claim that 'pussy' was allegedly short for 'pusillanimous' and was pissed off at the blatant bs, and was also disheartened tae see this misinformation easy tae access. No, it's nyot short for 'pusillanimous'. It's far more etymologically likely tae be derived from 'pussy-cat' then having connotations with women, then the derogatory use of it towards effeminate men, then evolving tae mean 'cowardly and weak'.

This post explains it in more depth than I tho, so ga forth ond fill your cranies mid knowledge (that should have honestly been fucken intuitive, ac oh well, ye're learnen' nu)!

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ADŌRĀBILE EST!

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it pisses me off SO bad how transphobes have so effectively used sports to launder transphobia and misogyny to people. like does nobody remember like ~5-10 years ago when it was a MAJOR feminist talking point to argue for desegregating sports and going by skill level instead of gender separation??? and now, because so many cis people hate trans people so violently and think we should be excluded from all aspects of public life, you’ve got a whole bunch of women who call themselves feminists laundering misogynistic talking points about how “women are just inherently weaker and worse at athletics than men :(( it’s just biology and women are inherently inferior :(( this is definitely not misogyny that’s unsupported by science, women are just weaker and worse at things :((“ like girl open your ears and listen to what you’re saying!!

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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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Ah love it quen folks bring Shakespeare intae modern-day vernac', ac this is the opposite, and this is great, auch!

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