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(suddenly stumbles in the middle of the conversation, my eyes suddenly looking much less empty) oh haha you shouldve seen the other guy lol (points to an empty space next to you, where you could've sworn once stood a dear friend of yours. You try to recall their name, their face, their voice, but nothing comes to mind. You look back and only see darkness.)

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this is about oil. don’t forget that. this is like 99% about oil. they’ve hijacked everything, countries, religions, ethnicities, languages, all to use as cover stories for their invasions and wars for oil. The United States works for exxon, chevron, british petroleum, etc.

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Tumblr sexyman poll final contenders 2010

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Bouncy little pumpkin gets one (1) little treat.

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

Large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

large amounts of cash

pipeline punch monster

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playing my touy

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

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so, uh, those new chapters eh?

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wayne anakin skywalker moments

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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

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FRIEND

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why do we bother with I hate my partner jokes when your boss is right there