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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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John Green may be a little "cringe" but credit where credit is due at least he's a YA author who made his special interest trying to expand tuberculosis care instead of trying to make a living hell for trans women and other LGBTQ+s

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ALL TOO WELL (10 MINUTE VERSION) Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (Taylor's Version)

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Sophie Kulin

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

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tell me the appliance that is your best friend ever in the kitchen

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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oooh, it's put-on-sunscreen-every-morning season again!

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For those who wear bra's, do you replace your bra's every 6 months? (I just found out that you're supposed to do that, I've had the same ones for years.)

Yes

No

See results (I don't wear them)

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without a doubt this is the strongest indicator that we are swiftly heading to a recession

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"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that