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Behold your Curmudgeonly Uncle Pete and his most recent goblin for M:tG!

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Dice Goblin Plushie from NerdBirdStudios

Any tabletop gaming enthusiast understands the allure of dice, and none more than the ever present Dice Goblin! The shiny click clack of dice makes this little fellow happier than anything else in the world. This Dice Goblin comes complete with a random full set polyhedral dice, which may be different colours from the ones pictured.

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

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mmm soob

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ladies, get yourself a goblin army.

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reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins

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reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

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the world is a scary place when you are a small and edible thing

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Some poor suffering gobs!!

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“One of the most tragic moments in my life, in my early teens, was the realization that I was too old for Peter Pan to return for me. But now, I create the magic. I am Peter Pan, I’m Tinkerbell, I’m Wendy, and I love that idea.”

- Wendy Froud

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Okay. Okay. So you know the theory that stories of changelings were inspired by autistic children?

Imagine a Faerie court where everyone is just super autistic. All the fae pursuing their special interests for centuries. Mortals who happen upon them get infodumped at the entire time and stumble back home asking what year it is. A mortal musician gets kidnapped and made to play the same song over and over for a week. Fairy robes are of the most exquisite softness because rough textures bad.

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the renaissance festival was so mush fun🍄🧚✨

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