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Im not saying singing along to the most violent, obscene songs with Kei driving like a bat out of hell and Enji stuffed in the backseat would fix all my problems...
But it would fix enough of them
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Watching my dumbass fictional brother through a screen is not enough. I need to run at him at 20mph and bear hug him to the GROUND and then put him in a headlock and bite him.
...and then leave the room without shutting the door
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Slowly getting back into my selfshipping era, it's just lowkey painful with the real life L's. Maybe I'll try to post chapters again
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to all my fat or chubby selfshippers . imagine your darling wearing a shirt that says "i ♡ fat bitches" . they love you dearly and are not afraid to wear it out .
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I think I've been having a bad time bc I haven't looked at my husband and his bestie in a while (read the comics)
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Can we PLEASE get back to talking about anything else now

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Being a selfshipper like
*taps mic*
Anybody not ok with sharing/me wanting this weird little freak?
#i...may have a new crush. i know nothing abt him. so we shall see#goblin crushposting#goblinrambles
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I haven't read fanfic for hours in a hot minute, and actually I think that's whats wrong with me
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Playing the games is not enough, I need Bruce sitting in my floor so I can kiss him all over his stupid face and try out my new lipgloss colors
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Just an fyi some of your mutuals are egregious cunts. lol
why do u think they’re my mutuals bitch
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Yeah I really just need to stick with fictional relationships
#taking a fat L today moots#confessed to my crush and I mean I kinda figured he wasn't that into me but it doesnt hurt any less#only fictional people will ever want me I will die single. the only reason I got dates before was bc I was a teenager#i turned 20 and everything's been downhill since. no one wanted me suddenly#vent tw
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101 #familial f/o would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.
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Like if you’re a #< just in case fan, reblog if you’re a #❤[mr. 10pm bedtime] fan.
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50% #❤️[girlfriend], 49% #selfship meme, 1% dumbass.
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50% #self insert art, 49% #self ship headcanons, 1% dumbass.
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Yearning for that old man Carnally
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Just finished SotR.
If I had a nickel for every f/o of mine who's haunted by a romantic poet, I'd have two nickels.
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