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it’s so much fun to make a character who really really really wants just one thing and then never letting them get it.

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need more female sadists in media so i can make a sadomasochism compilation video edit to chappell roan's femininomenon

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explaining things nobody gaf about

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can we talk about how unbelievably sexy diosdado is or am i just a freak. like there's something about that old man. to me he's like if deogracias was cynical and extra unbathed but without any excuses and had a disgusting sense of humor maybe as like the cherry on top

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almost finished the game btw. I need to beat the last boss and.... we will see.

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why on earth is Diosdado's voice so hot???? I will never recover from that.

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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this (I have special sensitivities and powers) but it's kind of warm out.

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Proto-Indo-Europeans be like “*g̑n̥néh₃mi stéh₂tim” and then they take you into the middle of the steppe

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seneca lucilio suo salutem. yesterday, as I sat upon the metal carriage we call "tram" on my way home, I saw a young woman with body hair and an eccentric hairstyle, wearing a pin that said "this pussy is vegan". yet how, I asked myself, can a pussy be vegan? was this woman declaring she is not an animal, as we all humans are? the speciesist implications are many and baffling. vale.

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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"noncommittally" might just be my favourite way to do things. like i'll participate but i'm not signing anything binding. yeah i'm involved in this situation i guess but i'm not married to it.

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one of those “when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to” posts with a picture of, like, a wolf spider or a polar bear ripping the skin off baby seal

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~ Solidus with Licinia Eudoxia.

Period: Byzantine, Reign of Valentinian III

Date: A.D. 439

Mint: Ravenna

Medium: Gold

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“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you