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Not mad, just hammering nails into a baseball bat

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Anyways, did you know you can add archive.is/ before the www in a web address and read news articles for free again?

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If you call yourself an empath in front of me I should be legally allowed to throw you into the nearest body of water

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So many of my friends are in relationships, and I'm genuinely happy for them, but I'd say a solid 4 out of 5 of them cannot fucking physically be anywhere without their partner and it's making me borderline violent. You are a separate person from your girlfriend who, by the way, has not bothered to learn anything about any of your friends. Ugh.

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self care is over, we’re doing drugs again

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Muttering "skill issue" when a fascist gets imprisoned by their own system

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No like I really don't know if I can notes app poetry my way out of this one. I don't need more yearning, I need answers.

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"But there are people who regret being put on hormone blockers!!! Kids are too young to know they're destroying themselves!!!"

Plenty of kids regret things like choosing the wrong treatment option for scoliosis, being put on antidepressants or mood stabilizers, getting braces too early, not getting braces early enough, etc etc. One of my close friends deeply regrets a surgery that their parents let them make the final decision on going ahead with because it left a scar. Regret happens with all kinds of childhood health issues. That doesn't mean that treatment options for those issues should be blanketly unavailable. A regret rate that is (last I checked) statistically lower than that of many other major surgeries does not justify removing the option for hormone blockers for everyone.

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oh man i never told you. recently we went to the albertina art gallery and in the contemporary wing we saw this painting, “nacht der skorpione”

and we were fucking blown away by it, like audible gasping from everyone, it’s almost as tall as the room and incredibly expressive and impressive

and after having walked around looking at the work of 99% male artists and their endless studies dedicated to The Female Form for so goddamn long my very first thought upon seeing it was “this was painted by a woman”, so i walk closer and sure enough, i was right, her name is xenia hausner.

and then i look at it for a moment longer and my chest swells because these are intense characters with internal lives and that is what makes them attractive and my second thought is “this was not painted by a straight woman”

and i mean i can’t say anything for sure but i looked her up and

and nobody else picked up on this in the original painting? when i told them they were like “what, why, because of the masculine (???) brush strokes”? they were not shaken to their very core by the authenticity of it? what i’m trying to say is gaydar is extremely real and straight people extremely do not have it.

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i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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me making sure i shake my head in disgust as i walk past booktok tables in bookshops

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The blue underline in Google docs is the bane of my existence. Sorry I phrased something in a way that conveys the emotion, image, and syntax I wanted instead of adhering to grammar guidelines should I kill myself

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I hate you phone trees I hate you iPads I hate you gaming systems I hate you OMNY I hate you modern cars I hate you electronic order terminals I hate you NFTs I hate you VR I hate you AI I hate you smart watches I am so fucking sick of living in the future please can I just exist somewhere with radio and analog watches and no more manmade horrors beyond my comprehension

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Someone please tell me what the point of living is. I just remembered that capitalism isn't a bit and it's never going away and I'm probably going to be poor and working a job I hate until I die. Why stick around? I really, genuinely, don't think I get it.

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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

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unfortunately, given its popularity and status as a cult classic, goncharov getting a souless corporate remake was bound to happen