godbot-the-orange
godbot-the-orange
Certainly An Orange Blog
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Alterhuman - It/He/They + most neos - both a robot and a god, making me terribly upset by the limitations of my mortality
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godbot-the-orange · 3 days ago
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notes game thingy cause why not
10- I post pictures of my pets
20- I brush my teeth like you do before you go to the dentist
40- I continue the star trek transuniverse, transspecies, translocation and transoccupation ids I was making
80- I clean the messiest corner of my room
160- I actually read a book I’ve been meaning to read since september
320- I start posting on my youtube channel again
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godbot-the-orange · 3 days ago
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Reblog if it's ok for ppl to spam ur inbox with asks. A weird question? Go ahead! Ask game? Yep! A very personal question? OFC!
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godbot-the-orange · 4 days ago
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scroogemaxxing?
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godbot-the-orange · 6 days ago
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THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS
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Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.
This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.
THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.
If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.
CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.
Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.
I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.
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godbot-the-orange · 10 days ago
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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.
And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."
And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.
And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.
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godbot-the-orange · 11 days ago
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Very happy day 15 day to you all
June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
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godbot-the-orange · 11 days ago
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Proving a point to my boyfriend.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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godbot-the-orange · 12 days ago
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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.
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godbot-the-orange · 14 days ago
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This year for pride month I want trans people to be alive. Thank you.
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godbot-the-orange · 23 days ago
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things can get better. things will get better. even if it takes a long time, things can and will get better.
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godbot-the-orange · 1 month ago
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godbot-the-orange · 1 month ago
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after reading a bunch of classical literature i’ve decided to revive the concept of knighthood all by myself
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godbot-the-orange · 1 month ago
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reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!
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godbot-the-orange · 1 month ago
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that silly moment where you start feeling like your OCs on a "not normal" level and must decide if you're just heavily relating to them or if they're you.
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godbot-the-orange · 1 month ago
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reblog if ur doomed by the narrative
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godbot-the-orange · 2 months ago
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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
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godbot-the-orange · 2 months ago
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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