godcantstopme

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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actually i think there is love in friendship and love in creating art and love in bread and love in nodding along to a child’s babbling and love in spamming emotes and love under the blankets. i think love is in everything and everywhere just waiting to be seen

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you know what's wrong with me? i like information

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i would cry about the temperatures but i cant afford to lose water like that

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

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Today's cephalopod may be small, but he'll fuckin get you

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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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(via NYC Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani Receives Car Bomb Death Threat Despite Not Owning A Car)

Mamdani’s campaign has since responded to the death threats, saying in a statement:

While Zohran does not own a car, the violent and specific language of what appears to be a repeat caller is alarming and we are taking every precaution. While this is a sad reality, it is not surprising after millions of dollars have been spent on dehumanizing, Islamophobic rhetoric designed to stoke division and hate. Violence and racism should have no place in our politics. Zohran remains focused on delivering a safe and affordable New York.

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As , the United States, potentially heads into another forever war I can only think of this quote.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[godcantstopme]

let's chew on mama

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*