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ummmmmmmmmmmm um umummmmmmmm I have many interpretations/AUs of what could happen after the s3 ending . one of them being these guys surviving but getting burn scars and some massive trauma . Also Joan and Abe get together . designs are what theyd look like after summer break

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Look what I found at some anime store today 🔥🔥

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WHO WANA GET ME THE NAPOLEON NINTENDO CARDS FOR 30$ 🧐🧐

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It pains me how dead the clone high fandom is

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I'm so angry I could piss glue

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big thond poster on tik tok started to mischaracterize frollo. it’s so over💔

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@alexanderfanboy

ooo he brought up bon bon

i cant believe you want MARAT and not me

-Napoleon

Oh! Uhm... Napoleon!

What a surprising petty reproach!

You see, he-

David, let me have a word with him.

Marat! No! I got thi-

Let. Me. Have. A. Word. With. Him.

But-!

Shhhhhhh!

I-

SHHHHHHHHH!

Hmph!

...Shh.

...

So, Napoleon Bonaparte. You biggest filthy, imposter, thief, liar, megalomaniatical IMPERIAL MORON!!!

YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING WE WORKED JUST FOR YOUR STUPID GREDDY ASS!!!

Uhm, it was already destroyed by the thermidorians befo-

SHUT UP DAVID!!!

In what was I?

Oh! Right!

In how you absolutely WRECKED THE FRENCH REPUBLIC!!!

And then, as the whinny spoiled boy you are, put the blame of your foolish actions on the dead that yourself sacrified. I feel genuely pitty for that... Ney guy. While I highly doubt about his judgement on following you in the first place, he trully cared about France. Unlike you, bloody Boney bastard.

And you know the worst? I have to see your stupid face all the time, since David is VERY infatuated with it.

What did Robespierre even see in you?

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I had a dream last night that I can’t describe to anyone in real life without sounding insane, so I thought I’d just drop this in your ask box.

In my dream, I discovered that hws Russia himself has been writing explicit RusLiet fanfics and posting them on AO3. Naturally, I had to immediately whip at my phone and read one. I opened the top fanfic on his page, and… let’s just say his writing had a LOT of room for improvement. The word “orbs” was used to describe Lithuania’s eyes on multiple occasions, and he called himself an “alpha male” twice. I wanted to crawl out of my skin while reading some of his word choices.

Unfortunately, I was only able to read one story that he had posted. But out of over 20 fanfics, only ONE was not about RusLiet. It was titled “Poland Whump”, and every single one of its 150+ chapters was a one-shot where Poland suffered in some way.

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walk it off cousin

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I HATE IT when i say "the russian alphabet" and people are like "ermm actually dont you mean the CYRILLIC alphabet 🤓👆" NO NO I DONT FUCK UOU ive never seen a single soul sorrect me by saying "its the latin alphabet not the english alphabet" also NOT EVERY LANHUAGE USINH THE CYRILLIC ALPHABET IS THE SAME HELLO?? UR NOT SOME LANGUAGE GURU ukrainian cyrillic and russian cyrillic are so different ,,,, same with serbian cyrillic, bulgarian cyrillic ect THATS WHY YOU PUT THW LANGUAGE BEFORE SAYING CYRILLIC YOU DONT JUST SAY THE CYRILLIC ALPHABET WHEN TALKIG ABOUT A SPECIFIC LANGUAGE

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when 😡😡😡

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sports date