goddamn-idjits
goddamn-idjits
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goddamn-idjits · 8 months ago
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goddamn-idjits · 8 months ago
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do something nice for yourself today, ideally MORE than one thing, but at least one.
it can be as small as making a cup of tea with a flavor you like or taking a second to sip on your coffee, really pay attention to how it tastes and the feeling of the warm cup in your hands.
take an extra break at work. take it in the bathroom if you have to, but give yourself that extra time. deep breaths.
get a little snack. something that you might not normally allow yourself.
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goddamn-idjits · 8 months ago
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i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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I am psyched
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Cannot wait
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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Foiled!
Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.
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Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.
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“NO!”
I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.
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“NO!”
Catching you and putting you back now.
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“NOOOOOO!”
Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.
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“Noooooooooooo!”
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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https://twitter.com/northumbriana/status/846454474654781442
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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clint mcelroy plays the goofy father who is kinda dull and let’s his sons pick on him but once in a while in the adventure zone he’ll say some wise, chill father shit that rocks you to your core and you know, in your heart, he is more powerful than any of us will ever understand.
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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observations from urgent care
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it
- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion
- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape
- Maybe knees just suck
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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logged the fuck in
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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Созданы друг для друга … :)))…
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goddamn-idjits · 7 years ago
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Гулливер в стране лилипутов…
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