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PM never struck out to me as someone who would never kill anyone, them threatening the guards with a gun was far removed from a pussy act. The guards could have shot them but they chose to be morons much to PM's luck.

PM didn't even mourn the people Rachel killed, WHY IS SHE SAYING THIS?

THEY SAVED YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND ALL YOU GO IS "you're a fucking pussy". LIKE WHAT IMPLIES THEY ARE A PUSSY? THEY ARE MORE COMPETENT THAN ANYONE IN YOUR FUCKING GROUP.

I mean yes, gun is way more efficient in this situation and tying them up would allow them to escape and alert Faucher, but her ranting at PM comes out of fucking nowhere???

Are we supposed to side with Rachel or be like "oh no bad, someone killing oppressive people with a gun is exactly the same as some lunatic shooting up a school", now I better stop talking before someone gets upset. I AM FINNISH.

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Are you seriously going to think you've won against Faucher now? May I remind you? He still has at least a thousand cops on his side AND the US Military????

Oh yeah, PM has been way too lucky lately, it's the visit to Faucher that fucks everything up, and then PM dies again and they become a doll again ejajajajaja

Also what the fuck is that expression in the second last panel? She looks aroused.

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Are those two supposed to be caricatures of someone???

Anyways, Shaggy says that one line from A Bugs Life and these probably-caricatures are slaughtered like animals. Death to all those who apose Faucher! That's me quoting the famous revolutionarist work of literature, Teen Anthro.

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Fucking gross, why give that line of dialogue to anyone???

But enough of that, these guys are ready to riot. Listen, I have got a feeling something is about to go horribly wrong.

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I'm finding them really hard to relate. I don't want to see characters who succeed at everything they do! Deegan is more relatable than PM at this point!

Anyways, they *hacker voice* are in, and Rachel says "locals, it's our turn." in french. AND I'M JAVERT.

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THEY SAVED YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND ALL YOU GO IS "you're a fucking pussy". LIKE WHAT IMPLIES THEY ARE A PUSSY? THEY ARE MORE COMPETENT THAN ANYONE IN YOUR FUCKING GROUP.

I mean yes, gun is way more efficient in this situation and tying them up would allow them to escape and alert Faucher, but her ranting at PM comes out of fucking nowhere???

Are we supposed to side with Rachel or be like "oh no bad, someone killing oppressive people with a gun is exactly the same as some lunatic shooting up a school", now I better stop talking before someone gets upset. I AM FINNISH.

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Huh, I guess the armour magically weakens them or something????

Seriously, her power levels seem to be as inconsistent as this comic's treatment of her.

Rachel (goddamn it, that's our third Rachel in this blog) then shoves the other cop's skull inside their body, which is just about proof that this comic doesn't care about doing realistic violence.

Anyways, the other cop is a pussy and gives away everything. No living person could be this lucky.

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Nice try Spark.

At what point did PM fill a watergun with cat piss???

Seriously, not even DEEGAN is this lucky and have everything work out for them! "Oh I am gonna make my character die, that justifies ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING GOING RIGHT FOR THEM FOR THE REST OF THE COMIC" thought Angusburgers. That's not how it works.

Anyways Big Woman is Big Mad. If PM was any more lucky they'd win the lottery.

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JESUS FUCK, NOBODY IS THIS LUCKY????

Or did PM fuck up?? Why are they announcing it OUT LOUD?

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TMI bro.

Anyways they kill the other cop for fun and decide to leave. Time to unbalance the luck, when they open the door there better be like a million angry ravenous bloodthirsty cops behind it. What? All luck is equally balanced!

I've had the worst luck in the world the last 3 months, I am expecting SOMETHING lucky to happen at some point to me, please?

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Rachel (goddamn it, that's our third Rachel in this blog) then shoves the other cop's skull inside their body, which is just about proof that this comic doesn't care about doing realistic violence.

Anyways, the other cop is a pussy and gives away everything. No living person could be this lucky.

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At what point did PM fill a watergun with cat piss???

Seriously, not even DEEGAN is this lucky and have everything work out for them! "Oh I am gonna make my character die, that justifies ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING GOING RIGHT FOR THEM FOR THE REST OF THE COMIC" thought Angusburgers. That's not how it works.

Anyways Big Woman is Big Mad. If PM was any more lucky they'd win the lottery.

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PM gets their guns and...apparently they are water pistols.

Seriously the interrogation room of the big burly hockey hoe has only 2 guards??? What the hell is Faucher smoking?

Again this is just PM's luck doing wonders to them.

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Awkward Amazon Adventures

It’s an erotic comedy adventure webcomic by a user named Dymmir.

The comic stars Gwen Stevenson, a meek nerd who struggles to stand up for herself, whether it be against her uncaring boss or douchebag landlord, much to her frustration. While trying to spend the weekend cleaning out her deceased Aunt Gale’s apartment, she finds a letter from her calling Gwen her “successor” and telling her to put on a pair of earrings. From that day forward, Gwen’s life would forever change as she’s greeted by the guardian spirit Voluptea and given the powers and body of an overly endowed Amazonian warrior. Now tasked with protecting the mystical world of Dymmir, Gwen will have to step up to the plate and learn to believe in herself like her aunt believed in her, while also partaking in some of her sexual fantasies on the side if time permits.

This comic is exactly what it sounds like. The writing is both mundane and average, the characters are as stock in tropes as you can find in this genre, the art is cartoonish yet flat, not helped by how dull the backgrounds are, and it’s sexually explicit. It’s everything you can expect from a pornographic comic: decently readable but not reaching high in quality.

I didn’t even read your synopsis, I googled it and got EXACTLY what I expected. Yeah I am definitely doing it.

You know, I always talk about people distorting mythological monsters and Gods but if there is one thing from Greek Mythology everyone has ALWAYS gotten wrong since time began, it’s the fucking Amazons. AMAZONS CUT OFF THEIR OTHER BREAST WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING GET IT RIGHT

But I suppose it doesn’t matter because this is porn, porn with a plot no less. I do think an isekai type comic starring a female protagonist set in the world of greek mythology would be fun but this ain’t it. The depiction of amazons in this comic is still less insulting than Monster Girl Academy’s depiction of minotaurs.

Also “Voluptea”? You had to invent a God of Horniness for the horniest pantheon? Give me a break.

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PM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THERE'S LIKE TEN GUARDS IN THAT ROOM

Oh never mind, guards are idiots and keep their guns in their boots. Now I understand the phrase "quaking in their boots".

I do not like this, everything seems to work too well for PM. Just because they died already, doesn't mean their luck has max stats.

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...what was the plan? Didn't all the graffiti depicting you in a noose tell you? The plan was obviously to kill you and liberate Dolmistaska? How did you not figure it out? Well, I spoke too soon by calling him smart. He's probably thinking "How can ANYONE hate ME?" that's slightly more realistic.

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Oh, nothing wrong with his eyes, and yeah that's exactly the guy in the billboard. I jumped to conclusions.

Anyways, Faucher completely insults Hockey Hoes and their leader and...I hate to say it but he's mostly right. Hockey Hoes were going to destroy themselves. We also learn Faucher's operations are funded by USA, so uh, why are the US patrols there? Is Dolmistaska like an american base? I kind of would've wanted more faction conflict.

Despite his fragile looks, Faucher is extremely intelligent and cunning and makes the Hockey Hoes inevitable defeat even more humiliating on purpose. That already makes him an extremely unrealistic villain. Most real life Fauchers are evil but also too stupid to live but keep falling upwards.