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if Kathy vomited on top of Taffy, it would be the first vomiting scene I would not hate.

Oh wow, this comic remembered Sandy's hateboner for those dirty fucking FEMS. WOMEN WHO DRESS UP LIKE WOMEN ARE EW EW EW EW. I bet Sandy became a founding member of Collective Shout in this timeline.

Haha, Nazi Grandma's head was once decapitated and put back in...actually that makes a lot of sense considering Nazi Grandma's mindset. I say we need to be extra careful when the first ever human head reattachment surgery is done.

Oh there is...something in the sink. What fucking species even is that? A mouse? We've seen bigger mice in this comic. Why did this comic randomly go for species size accuracy...again?

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I LOVE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DRESS. WHAT A FREE SOCIETY.

Limpdick has been doing nothing but ordering Kathy around. I bet Connor Davidson would consider him the best character ever made.

And yes Kathy is fucking right. She should fucking beat Limpdick worse than she beat her grandpa.

Wow..:Sandy yelling at Limpdick is the best thing she has ever done. Kill me now.

Are we seriously gonna turn Limpdick into a major character? Fuck me. Just seeing him with his stupid glasses and stupid font makes me want to choke him. Can Rolling Tremblay decapitate him? Can someone do an edit of that?

Oh good, Taffy is back. I didn't need her to come back either.

Why does Limpdick need Kathy and Sandy to be there? How does that negate the threat? Limpdick could be making all of this shit up and Kathy would be none the wiser. Again it goes with my headcanon that whole "Duchess of Rackeroon" is an elaborate ruse so Limpdick could get to bang Kathy.

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Okay are the HYENAS the only civilized people in the world? Yet Hyena Brigade exists? Why does Walter live in a tree? How can he run an office if he's a tree dweller???

Oh I see now. Kathy's gonna try Calvin and Snakeface's houses next I bet. Can't wait for this inconsistent joke to get funnier and funnier.

LIMPDICK FUCKING ABDUCTED KATHY???

HOW DOES LIMPDICK KEEP FINDING KATHY? IS THIS EVER GONNA BE ADDRESSED? LIMPDICK COULD FIND KATHY IF SHE HID IN A BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA.

Yeah, you wanna marry this chickenshit who's gonna fucking abduct you. This is just as bad as Riley drugging Lexx that one time. Fucking RUN Kathy.

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Limpdick destroyed all of Kathy's stuff, reminder she must marry him.

It's like...Kathy Grrsn is unlikeable but I also feel really bad for her for everything that has happened in terms of Rackeroon. Her family is so dysfunctional, World War 3 might happen so she has to marry Limpdick and travel to Rackeroon to see her great grandma who honestly might be EVEN WORSE than Nazi Grandma. We're talking Judge Holden as a hyena.

Yeah I can relate. I do not blame Kathy for doing that. LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

Helen is a good friend and lets Kathy sleep in her home but...why does she live in a cave. Hyenas still have normal homes inside their Hobbit Holes. You can make Helen's home a cave and also make her home normal.

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Yes, Kathy. You have to GASP sleep in a tent and pee in the bushes! That's the only thing you do in Africa!

Kathy Kelloggs keeps sharing pictures of herself traveling to god knows where. You'd think she would have stepped in at least one african country and know that living in Africa does not amount of sleeping in a tent and peeing in the bushes. Even in Burundi, which is considered the poorest African country according to some sources, you can afford to live in a hotel.

It's Kathy Kelloggs's treatment of African continent as this ass backwards place full of violent warlords, gold mines and no modern civilization that really pisses me off. For the record, I do not know anyone who lives in there but you don't get ANY webcomics set in the African soil. And the fact Kathy's understanding of Africa is genuinely disrespectful pretending to be respectful pisses me off.

It's like me writing a story set in America, and America is depicted as hellish dystopia where everyone gets shot by the police, schools are shot hundreds of times, everyone is fat, ugly, unhealthy and stupid, the weather is fucking ridiculous and all media is controlled by greedy politicians, bigoted christians and powerful corporate megaconglomerates. Also everyone thinks America is the only country ever. Yes that would be the most accurate depiction of America ever made, but I'd be like "I wanted to portray America as respectfully as I could" when everyone can see my contempt.

Kathy feels like one of those people that in 2012 was like "WE MUST STOP JOSEPH KONY! DONATE TO THIS FUNDRAISER THAT TOTALLY WON'T GO IN THE POCKETS OF PUBLIC MASTURBATORS".

Seriously I don't hate Doctor Who but Kathy's Doctor Who fetish is REALLY starting to get annoying.

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Not quite that but equally heinous.

Also I know by LD you mean Limpdick but I also imagine if someone were to make a parody of Thief of Virtue its Drake parody should be named Lake Drupus.

Oh that's fucking lovely. Limpdick somehow broke in Kathy's home and took literally everything when Kathy was at work. "YOU MUST GO TO RACKEROON OR THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE" If I were Kathy I would not go. This world doesn't deserve anything good.

We've gotten to the point in Carry On's history where 50 Shades of Grey was topical...

I would trust a fan of 50 Shades of Grey before a fan of Carry On thousand times over.

Why is Kathy saying "Wait a minnit" like she's an Albert Temple character?

Anyways, we get a reference to Leopold's time machine, I am glad that is a thing that exists now. That TOTALLY won't be a MASSIVE plothole from now until forever.

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Oh it gets much worse tomorrow.

Oh that's fucking lovely. Limpdick somehow broke in Kathy's home and took literally everything when Kathy was at work. "YOU MUST GO TO RACKEROON OR THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE" If I were Kathy I would not go. This world doesn't deserve anything good.

We've gotten to the point in Carry On's history where 50 Shades of Grey was topical...

I would trust a fan of 50 Shades of Grey before a fan of Carry On thousand times over.

Why is Kathy saying "Wait a minnit" like she's an Albert Temple character?

Anyways, we get a reference to Leopold's time machine, I am glad that is a thing that exists now. That TOTALLY won't be a MASSIVE plothole from now until forever.

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"oh terrible things will happen if we don't board the plane on time". Oh shut up you just want to bang Kathy, I established that earlier.

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Oh that's fucking lovely. Limpdick somehow broke in Kathy's home and took literally everything when Kathy was at work. "YOU MUST GO TO RACKEROON OR THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE" If I were Kathy I would not go. This world doesn't deserve anything good.

We've gotten to the point in Carry On's history where 50 Shades of Grey was topical...

I would trust a fan of 50 Shades of Grey before a fan of Carry On thousand times over.

Why is Kathy saying "Wait a minnit" like she's an Albert Temple character?

Anyways, we get a reference to Leopold's time machine, I am glad that is a thing that exists now. That TOTALLY won't be a MASSIVE plothole from now until forever.

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Oh boy, we get a title card. Reminder that they won't get into Africa until in few years because this comic's pacing sucks donkey dicks. It's "Things Are Starting To Change" of Carry On.

Kathy comes to her home, as everything there has been stolen...

Wait, holy shit, is this the first time we actually see INSIDE of Kathy's apartment? Because what's the point of having silhouettes of items when we don't even know what it looks like inside?

Kathy is holding a tablet??? What is this devil's technology???

Does Kathy not notice her surroundings? Is this Kathy Kelloggs going "DAMN YOUNGINGS ON THEIR PHONES AND FACEBOOKS". I do notice my surroundings thank you very much. It's called "I don't wanna get run over".

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE

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My god, Nazi Grandma is not only extremely hateable but also ALL the jokes about her revolve around same five topics, she is a horrible person, she is a nigthmare authoritarian, she is a warrior and a killer, she hates Reginald and she hates men.

Garfield has more things to make punchlines about than this fucking repetitionaire. Any moment that tries to make her seem deep is null and void because she's treated like a gimmick 90% of the time. Hell, she might be the most major quirky character I've seen in a webcomic.

What did I just say.

I think this panel from last month perfectly describes Nazi Grandma.

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Back in Carry On, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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End of Month Awards August 2025

Biggest Idiots of the Month are General Penthesilea and Reginald Clutter from Carry On, AGAIN.

BOTH of these fucking senile shitbrains are to blame for Reginald's stroke, Reginald for being a manther who knowingly groomed a woman who's YOUNGER THAN HER GRANDDAUGHTER and then when they arranged a meeting the horse rightfully fucking hit him in the head, and Nazi Grandma for slamming, slapping, hitting. punching and breaking Reginald's skull for so many times, this comic pretty much confirmed SEVERAL TIMES that Grandma's been trying to kill Reginald for years. And their reactions post-stroke were not any better, with Nazi Grandma trying to seek someone to blame for Reginald's assassination in a very "every accusation is a confession" way, even if she was right that someone was trying to kill him even by accident, and I really really REALLY did not need to see Reginald in fucking adult diapers. And of course, even when Reginald almost died, Nazi Grandma does not care ONE BIT about her husband. I couldn't expect anything less from the worst couple in this blog.

The runnerups? THE ENTIRE GRRSN FAMILY, except for Arfur Senior and Junior. The Other Nazi Grandma and Leonard both have access to a time machine that they could've used to PREVENT A FUCKING WORLD WAR WITH. Kathy and Sandy are their usual moronic selves, except now Kathy is also being thrown in the role of fucking Franz Ferninand because we really needed to do that, honourable mention also goes to Hyena Brigade itself for not keeping up paperwork and causing Maramasai's rise into a global threat.

From Thief of Virtue we had Drake Lupus for being Drake Lupus, Torus for being 100% to blame for Interpol being attacked and several security breaches being made yet he punishes Carmelita and Ned specifically when he should be punished and Ned for never shutting the fuck up about his pathetic love life. From Dolmistaska we had Faucher for dooming himself to a gruesome death.

Least Hateable Character of the Month is Rolling Tremblay from Dolmistaska

Rolling Tremblay combines profound sadness and superhuman resilience into a natural, well explored package. Writing a character this good on PURPOSE takes some serious talent and Angusburgers did it. He never speaks a word, or shows any expressions, aside from his tears, yet you can exactly tell how he feels with every action and movement. He murders a bunch of asshole american soldiers and then treats PM to some nice rations. This absolute badass lived for 25 YEARS with a gunshot wound in the face and constantly acted as PM's guardian angel, to fulfill the promise he gave them years and years ago. What a masterpiece of a character, truly one in a million.

The runnerups were PM themselves who continue being the only likeable webcomic protagonist not named Chel, the horny couple with ambiguous gender who survive their shack being destroyed by american military, and also Arfur Jr and Dr. Crane from Carry On for being right about shittiness of the Grrsn family.

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If I could give this scene a standing ovation I would.

This was PERFECT. The way everything here was handled was amazing. Rolling Tremblay is a capable, strong badass character without coming across like a Gary Stu and his backstory is genuinely tragic and shocking. He has trained PM well.

I would totally keep going...but, we don't have a lot of Dolmistaska left, so sadly the next round of Dolmistaska, which will happen on October, is the final one. Yes yes I know, but all good things must come to an end...granted the comic is still ongoing so we will eventually come back to it.

Unfortunately, for the rest of today, we have to go back to Carry On.

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Honestly, the fact The Clown survived a gunshot to the face for the last 25 years and still be capable of incredible athletism and survive in dangerous hellhole that was Dolmistaska the entire time...makes The C-no, his name is Rolling Tremblay, and he deserves to be called by that, anyways, Rolling Tremblay is a fucking superhuman of a being, who's made of goddamn iron. It also explains why he can't speak.

We all strive to be him but we can never be him. Everything about him has been a masterpiece honestly. He deserves a happy ending.

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Well it's official, Dolmistaska made me cry.