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I think you'd like this story: "Nanny" by raphanardofan2005 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/343503358?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=raphanardofan2005&wp_originator=ypfwkwlA1xl8k4J5IN0NfX1wBE8Lesa%2BDlT8WVigB4tbjXWDvi5ZCH%2FNZOCTe6O7bHJhIQluskUuVdJwISUqlCf9g3A0qxRubLktI9X%2BBoETrMKLUoDPNjtfAcs4ZMuW
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🎉🎉🎉🥂 Great News (that I'm sure most already knew😅)🎉🎉🎉🥂 Spiderman.Through the spiderverse is finally releasing on June 1st omg can't wait to watch gwen and miles
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Preach you did 2012 leo dirty and for the record I belive he is actually 15 in the first episode 😍💙😏😅
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I don’t know. This has just been in my head for a while so I made it.
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Lol I can't *wheezing*
Leo: Ugh, I've burnt the Hawaiian pizza...
Leo: I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
Donnie: No! Stop it!
Y/N: Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Donnie: What?
Y/N: Or just a low ha?
Donnie: I SAID STOP IT!
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😭😭😭 is it mean that I want him to suffer a wee bit more like you know I need a part 2
Bakugou Katsuki x Male!Reader [Angst]
Tumblr request; Hi!! Can I request a Bakugo x male reader where he refuses to tell the reader that he loves them despite them dating for a super long time and the reader always telling Bakugou how much their relationship means to him , so they break up and Bakugou is super depressed and you can choose if they get back together or not.
This was requested just over a year ago and I’m deeply sorry!! But, better late than never -and it turned out a little different-.
Masterlist.
Boku no Hero Academia 
This was requested just over a year ago and I’m deeply sorry!! But, better late than never -and it turned out a little different-.
It seemed like the years didn’t matter to Bakugou at all. And that was rather painful to (M/n).
Even though he and Bakugou had been dating for a little over two years, the blond has never said, not even once, ‘I love you’ to him. (M/n) was deep, crazy in love with Bakugou, and it was only natural that after saying it a handful of times he would expect his boyfriend to say it back, at least once.
But nope, he never did. And that was heartbreaking, to say the least.
Already about to graduate from U.A., (M/n) couldn’t help but wonder what was gonna happen now. He questioned whether Bakugou was actually in love with him, he always thought that the blond was just shy and insecure about his feelings and their relationship, however, it seemed like (M/n) was just making up excuses to ignore the pain in his chest whenever he felt like he wasn’t needed nor loved.
And slowly, he stopped caring.
(M/n) no longer sent Bakugou a good morning message, he no longer greeted him with a kiss on his cheeks or forehead, and he no longer trailed after the blond, trying to get his attention.
Bakugou felt like something was missing, but he decided to ignore it and let it go. What a huge mistake.
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*internal fan-girl-ing* 😍
loved the itto fic. Now I need a submissive itto x male reader
Like, you edge him so much his ‘dominant’ side completely SHUTS OFF as he begs you for more- he expects you to be riding him but then you suddenly put your cock into him and he’s like
“Oh god this is new” - but he enjoys it
Hm I could say something like reader has been itto’s boyfriend for a while.
Anyways yeah
I love itto SO MUCH!!!1!1!1!1!!
something new
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itto x top! m! reader
genre: 😏 (748 words)
warnings/tags: edging, overstimulation, handjob, penetrative sex
notes: i ALSO love itto so much. thanks to all my readers for requesting so much itto content😎
err in this, there's no preparation so lets just pretend that we're in a universe where prep isn't needed☺️
masterlist | make a request
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nsfw under the cut !
“Ah— H—Hey! Stop pulling awa--ah...” Itto groaned, legs twitching around your shoulders and hips bucking into your hand.
Your thumb slipped over the slit of his cock, spreading the pearl of sticky pre-cum around the pink head. You hummed, "Once I'm satisfied."
His heels dug into the small of your back, Itto's face contorting as you began to stroke him faster, squeezing gently every time you reached the base of him.
"Oh-- please, I'm gonna cum--" he mumbled, letting out a wrecked moan. You pulled away, and he let out a small sob, squeezing his eyes shut. "Come on... please..." Itto whines, squeezing the sheets underneath his palms.
You dragged a finger up the underside of his weeping cock, chuckling softly as his back arched off of the bed. His hand moved from beside him, heading towards his cock before you gently slapped it away. "Be patient," you scolded, Itto groaning in response.
His chest heaved, hands now laying limply by his sides. “A—… are you gonna… ride me…? Please?” he mumbled, half lidded amber eyes staring up at you with dilated pupils. He whimpered as you chuckled, taking the gesture as a no. He loved it when you rode him — tight, warm walls encasing his cock with your whole body on display, just for him. He couldn’t imagine anything better.
Itto’s cock twitched and a guttural moan left his throat once the head of your dick pushed into his hole. No warning at all. His eyes widened comically, registering what was happening slowly. You pushed in further, Itto stretching around the shaft of your dick as it entered him. He shuddered. “Nnh… god, this is… n-new…” he trailed off, voice pitched slightly higher than usual. You weren't expecting his wrecked voice to effect you like it does, heat curling at the base of your spine and your cock twitching inside of him.
“Wow, Itto… you’re so tight. Relax a little, yeah?” You murmured into his ear, tracing a finger along his sweat-slicked chest. You pushed forward more, not stopping until your dick was buried to the hilt, hips touching the backs of Itto’s thick thighs. He let out a pathetic whine, eyes squeezing shut. Your cock slipped right over his prostate, pulsing and hot inside of him. You ground your hips into him, slow rolls that aren't too rough, letting Itto get used to the feeling. It takes every bit of your self-control to not start fucking him into the mattress.
“H—holy shit…!” Itto whined, throwing his head back and clawing at the sheets below him. You found it funny how Itto's head was completely muddled with pleasure already and you had only just started. “Please,” he sobbed, “fuck me…”
In awe of the writhing mess beneath you, a shudder wracked your body.
Itto, who was soon jerking his hips into the air in impatience, let out a loud whine as you pulled out -- not fully, only to the head. You slammed back in, Itto letting out a strangled noise and his hands flying to your hair, tugging harshly. He moans out your name, tears prickling the corner of his eyes. You start fucking him, creating a rhythm that has Itto's eyes rolling into the back of his head.
Itto's blubbering now, letting out a string of words that seems to be a mix of your name, please, and faster.
Your thrusts sped up, and Itto squirmed beneath you, rendered down to a moaning mess. Quickly, he pulled you down, lips clashing against yours sloppily. It wasn't a good kiss per-say, one full of teeth and tongue, but it was full of need. Itto was desperate for you, in every way.
Slowly, you recognised the warning signs of an orgasm forming in your abdomen. It seemed Itto wasn't far behind either, his moans increasing in volume and hands tugging at your hair harder. You pounded into him, the sound of skin slapping against skin emanating throughout the room.
Soon, Itto tensed up, muscles rippling underneath sweat-slicked skin, his cock bobbing and a near-scream rippling from his throat as he came onto his chest. His back arched, head thrown back and eyes rolling shut.
Coming down from his high, he sagged against the bed, grip relaxing as you used his body to reach your climax. White-hot heat filled your veins as you painted Itto's insides white, a groan spilling from your lips. You nearly collapsed onto Itto, holding yourself up on your elbows.
"Hah... maybe..." Itto huffed out, pausing, "...maybe we should do that again...
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I. Am. In. Love....this is literally my new favourite go to read whenever I'm depressed love this so much....your so skilled author San
❀❁ Such a gorgeous plant ❁❀
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Fandom: Genshin Impact
Characters: Baizhu x Reader
Warnings: bottom/sub Baizhu, top/dom male reader, vines/plant, implied aphrodisiac, mention of mind-breaking,
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Words: 3k
Minors (-17) & Blank blogs dni
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For once, your husband came home early, surprising you with his unusual appearance. You were certain that the house would be empty, but unfortunately, it was not.
Though, you were more than glad to have the opportunity to spend more time with your husband.
With the front door half open, you admired the man that wasn't aware of your presence yet. He was sitting on his favourite chair, the dark green leather complimenting his hair and pale skin. As usual, he was reading over his herbarium, checking if everything was in place and sometimes adding small notes to his previous ones.
His long hair wasn't tied in a high bun for once, as it could let you admire how it runs down the back of the chair beautifully, perhaps tempting you to run your hair through it and yank his head back. Baizhu changed his clothes to feel more comfortable, and be able to rest correctly, with crossed legs without the tight fabric of his pants annoying him.
Changsheng who was already fast asleep when you came home, recognized the sounds of your footsteps and left his master's neck to wrap around your forearm with a happy hiss. Chuckling, you carefully patted his head before walking towards your husband.
The said man had already placed down his book and was waiting for you to greet him, his hand gripping the back of your neck when you leaned forward, your lips meeting in a soft kiss. Sensing that it wasn't an innocent kiss, Changsheng went away quickly, hissing when his master almost stepped on him when he stood up, wrapping his arms around your neck to bring you even closer.
Soft pants left Baizhu's mouth when your hands started to wander, caressing his exposed waist before moving to his hips, groping the soft flesh. Moving your mouth to his neck, you gently nibbled on the skin, creating a mark and turning on your husband even more.
The activity of the evening was clear until Baizhu pushed you back, looking at a certain object.
“What is that?”
On the table, was a plant proudly standing inside a pot, that wasn't familiar at all to Baizhu. Chuckling, you told him that one of your clients gave it to you as a tip, as they were extremely satisfied with the work you have done, and you took the plant home with you after they insisted. They even told you that you could sell it at a good price if you didn't want to keep it.
Your husband furrowed his eyebrows, slowly getting out of your hold to step closer to the unknown plant, a bad feeling spreading through his body. Not only its kind was definitely unknown, but he didn't even remember seeing a picture of it in his books. He observed the small plant, a young bud on top of it, and it seemed rather healthy from looking at the bright shade of green.
Baizhu threw you a sceptical look, not certain if it was a good idea to keep a plant like this one at home, especially without knowing its specie. But with your bright smile and sparkling eyes, he couldn't refuse it, as he just nodded in defeat. Still, he made you promise to take care of it, as it was your plant and not his.
With a roll of your eyes, you took the plant with you, moving it to the balcony, so it wouldn't take too much place, and it will have good access to the sunlight. Your husband sighed when you started to think of a name for it, sensing that this plant would be your favourite subject for the following days.
With a tired sigh, he let himself fall onto the chair, lightly spreading his legs and waiting for you to come back. Baizhu came home early so he could spend more time with you, and maybe have some fun, and yet, your attention was entirely set on a damn plant. Rolling his head back, he looked at the door leading to the balcony, impatiently waiting to see you come back in.
When, finally, you stepped back in and closed the door beside you, Baizhu had already called you over, motioning with his finger to join him. Quickly, Baizhu's top and pants were discarded, and he smirked when you rushed to be by his side, leading him towards the bedroom, not wanting to let your husband wait any longer.
Unlike what Baizhu expected, you were taking care of the plant well, it was growing quickly, and it became an even more beautiful shade of green.
Flowers blossomed, and its single body was joined with multiple long vines, that seemed to crawl out of the plot, taking over most of the balcony space. Some vines were even going down your house's wall, and it added a certain charm to the plain-looking house.
Seeing how happy you seemed to take care of it and watch it grow, Baizhu didn't dare to make a comment on it. After all, it wasn't taking up any space inside the house, it was healthy, and you weren't obsessed over it. So he had no reason to complain, but something wasn't sitting well with him. He tried to find the specie of this plant, but none of his books were mentioning it, so he went to buy new ones, hoping he would get more information.
And yet, despite searching for so long, he found absolutely nothing.
A certain day, coming back home feeling a bit needy, to say the least, Baizhu was concerned about not finding you anywhere. Until, he heard a noise coming from the balcony, and he saw you gently cut some rotting vines off the plant while talking to yourself. It wasn't disturbing in any way, as he was doing the same thing with Changsheng, but hearing a soft rustle at the end of each sentence was weird.
He observed you smile warmly at the plant, his eyes running over your back to your legs, and your ankles. Suddenly, he jumped forward and yanked you away from the plant, taking out his weapon to cut the vine that wrapped itself around your ankle without you knowing.
Confused, you scolded him for surprising you and cutting one of the most beautiful vines without a reason. But your husband seemed tense, telling you to get away from this plant and that you shouldn't keep it here. Since you didn't notice how peculiar the plant was, you just thought Baizhu was being paranoid, and you simply waved his worries off.
Another week passed, and this time, when waking up and walking to the kitchen, Baizhu was left with an unwelcome surprise. The plant that was already taking over the whole balcony seemed to not be satisfied yet and started to slide under the door, a few vines were already innocently resting on the kitchen floor. Definitely not happy with this news, he cut off the vines that were inviting themselves inside your home, also cutting short most of the longer ones that were still outside.
You were slightly angry when he told you what he did, but you didn't comment on it, knowing that he knew more about plants than you. Pouting, you nodded when he told you to get rid of it tomorrow, using whatever way you wanted it, but just get it out of your house.
Planning to sell it off at a good price with how big and possibly rare it was, you moved it inside for the night, so you could take it away immediately the next morning.
But it has been your mistake.
As you were at work, your boss asked you to run two more errands that would make you come home late, and you had no choice but obey. And it leads to Baizhu coming back to an empty house, not so empty though, as the plant has taken over most of the entrance.
Before he could do anything, he was swept off his feet, vines crawling under his pants and wrapping themselves around his legs. The thick and powerful vines immobilized him, tying his hands together and crawling under his clothes. Baizhu couldn't do anything when one of the vines ripped his pants, another one sneaked under his top, and one took away his weapon.
He was left unarmed, completely defenceless. The house was empty, he had no idea when you would come back home, and despite screaming your name as loudly as he could, you will never hear. Desperate, he wanted to shout your name again, but a vine took the opportunity to go into his mouth, reaching the back of his throat almost instantly.
As another one sneaked inside, wrapping itself around his tongue, and playing with it, while a vine made its way inside his underwear. When it wrapped itself around his dick, the thicker part resting around his base while the thinner and more rapid part was touching his tip, slowly caressing the slit, tears gathered at his lash line. Baizhu felt himself grow light-headed as an unknown liquid started to get slide inside his throat, certainly being produced by the plant.
He begged in his mind that you would come back quickly, especially when he felt the tip of a vine prod at his ass, pushing against his hole. Two other vines tugged at his nipples, another one playing with his chest, forcing him to grow more and more sensitive. Despite the disgusting feeling of getting touched by something or someone else than you, the weird liquid that the plant produced made him feel good, taking over his senses.
His eyes roll back when the vine around his dick tightens, forcing a whine out of his mouth, letting the two inside it go even deeper. The one near his ass was going to penetrate him, Baizhu could feel it, and just the thought of it made the tears run down his cheeks, begging and mewling as best as he could for you to be back now.
And thankfully for him, he heard the door creaking open and your surprised gasp. The plant surged forward to also capture you, but you were faster, as you took out your sword and slashed all the vines coming your way.
Within a few seconds, you had cut the ones holding up Baizhu and caught him in your arms. Carefully, you placed him down on the sofa before cutting every vine you could see, cursing when one still managed to crawl around your ankle.
The plant seemed to refuse to give up, but when you suddenly yelled at it, everything stopped. Its vines crawled back into the pot and it stopped moving. You stood there, confused and sword in hand, not comprehending what just happened.
The plant waited a few seconds before trying to crawl out again, but you scolded it, and it hides again. Despite the weirdness of it, the plant seemed to take orders from the one who took care of it, and it was you. This means, that it wouldn't dare to go against you in any way, but you were still settled on getting rid of it after what you just witnessed.
Asking Baizhu if he had a solution, he just told you to burn it, not even glancing its way, refusing to see the monstrosity. The plant started to get agitated at his words, but it was already too late, as you used the first thing you saw to burn it to ashes. The plant tried to use its vines to crawl away, but it couldn't do anything as they all got destroyed, and its main body started to burn too.
You looked at the empty pot, a few carbonised vines were still there, but the plant was definitely dead. Immediately, you took the pot and remaining vines outside and placed them next to your door, set on throwing them far away after you check on Baizhu.
Since you placed him on the sofa, he didn't move once, staying in his ripped clothes and his aroused state.
Glancing at you with teary eyes, he begged you to help him, pointing at his dick and hole covered in a weird fluid. Whatever the plant produced was still in his organism, and was fucking with his head, making Baizhu feel extremely sensitive and turned on.
If his body wasn't so weak, he would have been on you already and discarded your clothes, so you could take him. High and desperate, he spread his legs and started to finger himself, mewling for you to come here this instant and fuck him.
You didn't think much, the pain mixed with pleasure on your husband's face made you move instantly, finding yourself in between his legs before he could add anything else.
With your fingers deep inside of him, the odd fluid making the perfect lube, at the same time, you were focused on bobbing your head, his dick deep inside your throat as you give Baizhu the stimulation he needed. He smelled like flowers, the scent intoxicating as you felt yourself get light-headed too.
You pushed another finger inside, loosening his hole, so you could slide inside without pain. Despite the rush you were both in, you wanted to check if Baizhu was really alright with it.
“Baizhu… Is it fine for you?”
He struggled to make eye contact with you, with tears blurring his vision and his mind almost completely empty. Slurred words came out of his mouth, but you managed to make out what he meant.
“Just… fuck me now.”
You ripped off the rest of his clothes, gripping his legs and placing them over your shoulders, ready to penetrate him. Baizhu's body was burning up against yours, the aphrodisiac driving him insane as he sobbed from not having you inside him, grinding his hole against the head of your dick desperately.
He was completely losing his mind, only thinking about cumming and being full of you. You penetrated him as soon as he nodded at you, earning a loud moan out of Baizhu, his back arching as he lifted his hips, grinding against you, moving his ass to force you deeper inside of him.
He could feel you twitch inside of him, precum and an odd fluid coating his insides, his hole getting stretched more and more as you went deeper. The sensation alone could make Baizhu cum, his sensitivity was through the roof when your hips met his ass. His thighs were shaking, and his legs wrapped themselves around you to keep you close, wordlessly begging for more.
It never happened before, but Baizhu could already feel his orgasm near, everything except you was blurry around him, his mind full of you. You don't know what came over you, but you used your dendro vision to tie Baizhu's hands with your own vines, watching as he gasped, his dick twitching and spurting cum onto his stomach.
Another set of vines moved to his cock, getting him off at the same pace you fucked him. The front of your hips slapping against his ass, the sounds getting louder as you went faster, Baizhu's voice was high and strong enough to get over the sinful sounds.
When you leaned forward to kiss him, you swallowed his moans along with some of the liquid that was still on his tongue, feeling yourself get harder inside Baizhu. He gasped, trying to say something, but your mind was already somewhere else. You rammed into him as deep as you could, brushing against his prostate at every thrust, forcing a dry orgasm out of him when you unconsciously made the vine tighten around the base of his dick.
A last vine appears, your vision glowing as you make it take off your clothes and then spread Baizhu's legs even more. He was completely out of his mind, whimpering and mewling, begging for your cum and finally reaching his orgasm.
With the three vines playing with his body, and your dick forcing its way inside his hole, Baizhu felt himself reach his end. The stimulation became too much as his eyes rolled back, the poor man almost choking on his own spit as tears rolled down the blushed skin of his cheeks.
It was overwhelming for him to focus on anything, just begging as greatly as he could to get a kiss, while moving his hips back against you, accompanying your thrusts. When finally, your lips met his in a gentle kiss, despite the situation, he came on the spot. His body was trembling, legs almost spamming around your neck as his head flew back, a loud moan forcing its way out of Baizhu's throat.
Never, had you heard him be this loud. And hypnotized by the view of your lover, your husband, cumming like crazy all over himself, you reach your orgasm. Each spurt of cum filled Baizhu more and more, making him whine from overstimulation.
His body gave out when he finally emptied himself, his body twitching and his mind still not completely functioning. With a whine, Baizhu tried to keep you from taking your dick out, begging to stay in this position.
His teary eyes and trembling lips made you give up, easily carrying him to bed, your dick still inside him as you lay down, covering yourselves with the blanket. Instantly, Baizhu was nuzzling his head into your neck, holding you close as he refused to even let you move to a more comfortable position.
With the aphrodisiac out of his mind, he asked you if you got rid of the plant, and relaxed when you told him that you burned it to the ground.
With a sigh, he softly glared at you, telling you to never bring a plant home ever again without his approval. Nodding your head energetically, you gently kissed his nose, earning a soft giggle.
Calmly, you both drifted off the sleep, Baizhu staying in your arms, not feeling like being apart from you. As your mind was almost blank, eyes closed and your breaths getting deeper, a few words whispered into your ear made your eyes snap open.
“Use your vision on me again, next time.”
“… I liked it.”
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💙🧡💜❤️
2012 turtles with a 7'3 boyfriend that's scarily intelligent (as in WAYYY smarter than donnie, kinda like einstein and shelock) and can easily beat multiple people in a fight? they're also really flirty, loves making dirty jokes, and carrying they're turtle around or on their lap.
A/n:thank you for requesting
Summary: the turtle Brothers with a really tall and smart boyfriend
Version:2012
Donatella
He was surprised when you were smarter than him but loves it at the same time
He was kinda scared of it though
Your height he also loves
He likes being the shorter one every now and than
The first time he seen you beat multiple people 8n a fight without any people he basically melted
There's just something about how you fight that makes him melt
Also with all to your flirty comments and dirty jokes make him really flustered
Eveytime you carry Donnie he's hinding his face and giggling
But while he's on your lap at first he's tense than when he relaxes and snuggles into you
He does fall asleep every time though
Michelangelo
This boy loves how smart you are
And finds it funny everyime you correct Donnie
Now he's used to people being taller than him but you? You blew him away with your height
Seeing you fight was like watching your favorite show to him
He was so happy to see you beat the bad guys especially if their the purple dragons or foot clan
He's laughing everytime he sees you beat people so easily
He flirts back everytime
But when you Crack a dirty joke he's just sitting their blushing speechless
He loves to be carried so everytime you do you he's always happy when you do so
Same with sitting in your lap
Just a bit more tense since he's not use to the type of contact
And just like all his other brothers he will fall asleep in your lap if he's there for more than 10 minutes
Raphael
He wasn't so happy when you were alot smarter than him
But it gives him a reason to tease Donnie
And your height? This man was flabbergasted he didn't know what to do but he learned to enjoy it
Just like Mikey he loves to watch you fight
But alot more to the point were he'll ask you if you want to Train in the dojo then just sit back and watch
You obviously know this but still do it for his enjoyment
He doesn't think you know
Your flirty comments make him a little flustered but he'll laugh it off to not he's actually getting flustered
Same with dirty jokes but he gets more flustered than just the flirty comments
Everytime you carry him he yells at you
He Hates it
But sitting in your lap is different
He just accepts it and relaxes on your lap
And yes he will also fall asleep on your lap
Leonardo
He was shocked you were so smart but didn't mind it
But was shocked when you corrected Donnie more than once
Your height? His new favorite thing
He loves how tall you are
Definitely asked how you fight since your really good at it
He enjoys watching you fight its quite entertaining
He trys to ignore your flirty comments but you can see the dark green form on his face if you look close enough
And the dirty jokes he just slaps you well he's flustered
And yes he likes to be carry but doesn't show it
You can see the small smile if you look closely
Everytime he sitting on your lap he's trying to relax but he doesn't know what to do
It takes him like 7 minutes to finally relax
And to your surprise he will fall asleep on your lap
A/n:i might have imagined the reader holding the turtle brothers like hand bags. I hope you enjoyed
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I am in love 🥰 😍 ❤️
can i request, if you're comfortable, the 2012 turtles making out with their tall and flirty boyfriend with them on a table or desk and their brothers, april or splinter walk in on them? instead of being embarrassed the reader just gives turtle a kiss/bite on the neck before saying "hey" to the person that walked in on them? thank you! and sorry if it's long
A/n: thank you for requesting
Summary: you were making out with your turtle when april/splinter walk in
Version:2012
Raphael
He never told this would happen to him
He was just chilling near a table in a room
When you picked him up and started kissing him
He didn't pull away
And yes he was enjoying himself in that moment
The way you moved your mouth and hands sent chills down his spine
So when april opened the door he was kinda bummed out
He was just gonna throw his sai at her so she would leave but he couldn't move
You had chuckled and put your face in the crook of his neck
Biting it a bit you asked April what she needed
She just said nevermind and left
After a moment you pulled away and dragged your hands over raphs legs before kissing his quickly unlike what was just happening
You told him you would continue this later and left
He was bummed out and called April a cock-blocker
Michelangelo
He was in his room sitting on the crate in his room
And was playing on his ds when you walked in
Mikey looked up and put his ds down and opened his arms to you
And when you hugged him he was happy but that happy turned into him being flustered
Since you kissed him and it was just quick and soft
It took him a second to melt into you and kiss back
But when he did and could basically feel your smirk
Your hands traveled up his side and she'll sending shivers down his spine
He didn't want it to end but splinter walked in
Mikey quickly pulled away and tried to explain but you just chuckled
And kissed his neck asking splinter want he needed
Instead of leaving immediately he told you that mikey and the others are going on patrol soon
You nodded and splinter just gave you the dad stare for a second before closing the door and leaving
Mikey was blushing a dark green like crazy
And you just patted his leg and told him you two can continue later before leaving
Mikey was melted onto his bed and layed their flustered intil raph came and got him for their nightly patrol
Leonardo
He was just sitting in his room when you walked in
He was reading a space hero comic so he didn't hear or see you
Until you slightly grabbed the comic and pushed it down
He smiled at you snd said hello
He said hi back In a weird voice before leaning towards leo and started to kiss him
Leo was shocked and dropped his comic on his lap
He kissed you back and put his hands on your face
As your hands traveled up his shell and leg
You didn't go to far with your hands just enough to send chills down his spine
Leo didn't really know how to react
Or know what to do with his hands
So he just kept kissing back and hoped you couldn't notice he was extremely flustered
His legs were lighty shaking
You were about to go a little further when the Door opened
It was April and she let out a very loud gasp when she opened the door
Leo was just sitting their quietly while you chuckled into his neck
You bite it slightly and asked April what she needed
She just slammed the door close and quickly walked away
You backed away from leo and handed him his comic back
Then you patted his thigh and told him that you would continue this later
Then you stood up and started walking to the door
But before you left you turned and winked at Leo before actually leaving
Leo was shocked and couldn't focus on his comic
Donatello
He was working in his lab completely focused so he didn't notice you
You walked in and towards him
There was clean spot in front of Donnie so you quickly turned him around and out on that spot
He let out a soft squeal
He made eye contact with you before you closed the gap between you two
Donnie took a second to process before kissing back
But he didn't know what to do with his hands so they kinda with stayed at his side twitching every on and then
Since he was working pretty hard on something now his hands were not doing anything so yeah
But yout hands were going up the edge of his plastron towards his neck while the other stayed on his hip
Donnie shivered when your hand reached his neck
It didn't squeeze his neck or anything just was there
He was getting mesmerized by your mouth and how it moved
It was his dream come true
Donnie ended up placing his hands in your hair so you would stay
And every time you pulled away to catch your breath he would stare at your lips
He could Tell his were turning a little purple
And when you slightly bit his lip he melted a bit
Of course he opened his mouth for you but before you could do anything else splinter opened the door and yelled at you two
Donnie quickly shoved you off
And splinter could tell it hadn't just started since you were both out of breath
Splinter just signed and turned around but not before telling Donnie dinner would be done soon
You chuckled and kissed donnies neck before completely pulling away
Donnie looked at you and it was obvious it didn't want it to end
You patted his leg and told him you guys would continue it later before leaving the lab
Donnie was a bit bummed out but glad it happened
He couldn't belive that just happened but he wasn't complaining
He just sat in his desk and caught his breath until someone came and got him for dinner
A/n:sorry if there long. I hoped you enjoyed
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Lmao mikey 🤣 😂 💀
Mikey: I actually thought I saw a ghost in there, but I wasn't sure. So I asked, "Hey! Are you dead?" and they said "Of corpse!"
Raph: That's a terrible joke and I'm going to beat your ass.
Mikey: A grave mistake.
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Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.
Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a “divorce playlist”.
Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes “your mom” jokes to their siblings.
Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.
Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it “Maroon 7.13” adjusted to inflation.
Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says “no homo” but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.
Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.
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Savage mama.... it's her way of showing love ❤️ 😅
Izuku: How did your mom feel about you and I living together after graduation?
Bakugo:
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Bakugo: Would you calm the hell down?! I’ll come over every weekend to eat dinner!
Mitsuki: The hell you will! What am I running here, a restaurant?! This isn’t Olive Garden!
Masaru: Now, dear, you’re just mad your little bird is leaving the nest.
Mitsuki: Little bird?! He’s almost twenty years old! Fly for God’s sake!
Bakugo:
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I think he got possessed 😅🤣🤣
Masaru: Katsuki, my boy. What did you do today?
Kid Bakugo: Colors.
Masaru: Huh?
Kid Bakugo: Colors! You know, coloring. Like with a crayon!
Masaru: Oh, and uh…What did you color?
Kid Bakugo, mad: Some big f***ing dinosaur!
Masaru:
Kid Bakugo, mad and mocking: ‘WhAt DiD yOu ColOR??’ F*** YOU!
Masaru, turning and smiling: Mitsuki, darling, what’s wrong with our son?
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How in the hell did that happen 😳
Kaminari, runs in: Guys! Todoroki is asleep in the kitchen, so I just put his hand in a bowl of water.
Bakugo: What are you, five?
Kirishima: No offense bro, but that is kinda cliche.
Kaminari: Eh?! Whatcha mean?! Come see it then, it will be funny!
Kirishima, walking him to the kitchen: Kaminari, it’s just a little-OH MY GOD TODOROKI!
Todoroki, somehow now has his whole face in the bowl of water:
Kirishima: DUDE, PULL HIM OUT BEFORE HE DROWNS!
Kaminari and Kirishima, pulls Todoroki up from the bowl:
Todoroki, gasping for air:
Bakugo: Oh, you’re right, Dunce Face. It was funny.
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Lmao I can't Enid far gone 😂 😭
Yoko: So Enid, any Valentine’s Day plans? Perhaps with a spooky someone?
Enid: Oh yeah! I’ve got it all planned out. I’m gonna break both my legs the day before so that when everyone finds out they’ll send me flowers to the hospital. And with any luck that will fill the void of loneliness that festers inside me with every year I’m forced to spend Valentine’s Day alone and miserable.
Yoko: Okay… or, just a suggestion, but you could ask Wednesday. A little birdie told me that she might be interested.
Enid: I should ask Wednesday to break my legs?
Yoko: What? No! Enid!
Enid: You’re right, she’d be super into that *dreamily* she’s so hot when she’s violent.
Wednesday, holding flowers: I was going to ask you to be my Valentine, though if you’d prefer I could push you down the stairs.
Enid: Aw Willa that’s so sweet.
Yoko: Dude what the fuck?
Wednesday: I don’t know what that means Enid. Am I taking you to dinner or is my therapist going to be real mad at me?
Enid: *slowly blinking up at Wednesday* Whatever you want gorgeous.
Yoko: Enid I’m worried about you.
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Leo and donnie could be the dorks 😄
Raphael, Karai & Shinigami: “The Beauty Mark Squad”
Donatello, Casey & Renet: “The Gap Tooth Gang”
Michelangelo, April & Casey: “Freckle Buddies”
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Lmao leo same bro....I feel you 🤣 😂 😭
Raph: I pull women!
Donnie: I pull men!
Leo: I pull my ass out of bed every god damn day to be disrespected, I think the fuck not!
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