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when youre on your period and your boyfriend jumps on top of you and starts making out with you and holds you down then shoves his hands up your shirt and you can't resist anymore >>> 😩😍

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Just made this

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always my luck. getting pulled over at 1:25 am 😐

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It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

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sometimes I wish I could kill myself but I won't

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I am very upset

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i think my parents would yell at me if i died

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I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.

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