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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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look, I’m not saying Batfleck was the best Batman ever but he managed to do two impossible things: put on like 60 lbs of muscle AND still have a slutty little waist. Bruce Wayne CORE.

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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

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Today I went to get flour from the aid distribution places but many people were killed and I was next to those who were injured and my relative was shot in the neck and I also helped someone escape death and you know that the internet has not been there for about two days so I was not here on Tumblr because the internet was bombed in Gaza and we were cut off from the outside world so I do not want more of you not paying attention to my posts here maybe I will die today or tomorrow and maybe I will not be here anymore so please donate so that we can live and escape death

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before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

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happy superman day!! i don't have anything specifically for today but here's some kissing practice turned painting practice that i (predictably) got carried away with

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“Through the Ages”

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been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son

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Compliments II

Batman (Bruce Wayne) praising his friends/allies/partners/family :

Commissioner James Gordon, Barbara Gordon, Luke Fox, Kate Kane, Cassandra Cain, Harper Row, Duke Thomas

With mandatory Star Wars joke !

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do not ask

do not ask me about horrible goo boys

Edit: took my notes out of the tags.

#because i have no further information. they came from the muck.

#bruce’s boss doesn’t fucking want them. she says theyre his problem

#congrats bruce. you cant rent a car but you’re a father of 3.

adding more notes:

it started with one. then horrible goo boy prime started... splitting. there were three goo boys by the time bruce fumbled together a chemical solution to stop the duplication process.

gotham is not doing so good, ecologically. bruce was supposed to be analyzing different samples of the goo that excretes from the streets sometimes.

alfred always warned that boy about playing with that goo. it's unsafe. probably. bruce has always been drawn to it.

the boys love to fly and go to school and fight crime and creep dad out.

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finished these silly guys! if you love someone, make sure to toss them 20 feet in the air and give them a big kiss <3

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99% OF MOURNERS QUIT BEFORE THEY ACHIEVE TRUE ETERNITY!!! JUST KEEP ENDLESSLY RECREATING THAT WHICH IS DEAD AND GONE!!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

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Appreciation post with every single Taylor Room I've done so far! 💛💜❤️🩵🩷🩶🤎💙🤍

The Taylor Swift Room and the Reputation Room won't be done until we have their Taylor's Version re-release (it would only be fair!).

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- on childhood loneliness

@aphexxtween on tiktok/ @mazzystarjpg/ mastermind- taylor swift/ the virgin suicides/ @heavensickness/ if you’re anything like me- taylor swift/ pen15/ @mango-season

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cant stop thinking abt ursula k. le guin’s essay abt the carrier bag theory….. she’s like, maybe the first human tool was not a weapon, but rather something that holds, a bag, a pouch, a vessel, something for gathering and storing and sharing. let’s shift the narrative of humanity from that of violence to that of safekeeping. and i’m like

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