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i have zero empathy for little boys being misogynists. i was a kid too, but my focus was towards drawing and reading, not hating on minorities.

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god I could be so wealthy if I had no ethics. that's so fucking frustrating. I'm living paycheck to paycheck because I'm not grifting vulnerable idiots on TikTok. I feel like I have the ability to very easily scam people. I could make a killing with AI. but god. I have morals and ethics and so I get to be poor as shit. I hate this fucking world

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Celebrimbor: Welcome to metallurgy!

Annatar: *Turns into Sauron*

Celebrimbor: That wasn't supposed to happen.

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"Your parcel had been delivered." WHERE??? WHERE IS IT???! I DO NOT have it!!! I did things DOWNSTAIRS ALL MORNING so I can DEFINITELY hear the postman knocking, but NO ONE EVER DID!!! And my PARCEL ISN'T HERE!!! And NOWWW I have to go and TALK to my PISSY NEIGHBOURS IN CASE THEY HAVE IT! THEY DIDNT EVEN LEAVE A SLIP THAT THEY LEFT IT ANYWHERE!!! FUCK'S SAKE!!

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Fëanor: This is not a drill! This is not a drill!

Fëanor: *Holds up a screwdriver* It’s a screwdriver! Whoever labeled this drill is fired!

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Findis: Check it out, Naro! I covered my face with glitter!

Feanor: ...is that permanent?

Findis: Of course, I value my time.

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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people

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Beleg was collecting the most cursed beings in Arda like they were pokemon he was never making it😭

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

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Maglor in his youth with pearls and sea glass beads in his hair, looking in tide pools and hunting seashells with his little brothers and cousins, and getting lost in thought watching the gentle rolling of the waves.

Maglor escaping up to his room durning a summer storm with a stack of books looking forward to an afternoon reading in the window seat with a warm drink enjoying the sound and sent of the rain.

Maglor with a laugh like golden light, joyful and radiant racing his brothers and cousins on horseback through the meadows of Valinor, a crown of wildflowers on his dark wind blown hair.

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The fact that Henry II had two parents who were willing to relinquish their titles and share their authority with him (with his father even writing that he hoped Henry would one day "surpass me and all my predecessors in power and dignity") only to become known as the guy who drove literally all his sons into open revolt against him because he refused to give them adequate power 🤡

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period drama show/movie producers…y’all know eras before the tudors exist right??

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Heres a history lesson i guess 🤷‍♀️

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I just love how GRRM was “inspired” by The Anarchy and that means that Aegon II inspiration was King Stephen. He writes Aegon II as a frat boy and later he becomes this villainous character who kills his sister and wants to murder his nephew rather than declare him his heir. And sure there are more nuances to the situation but thats a general overview.

But when you read about the real King Stephen you find out he gave safe passage to both Matilda and the future Henry II at different times. He also paid for Henry II’s soldiers when Henry couldn’t come up with the money. Historians are still baffled as to why he did this and only can come up with “I guess he was nice”. He then decided to name Henry II his heir to put an end to all of this and bypassed his own son to ensure the end of the civil war.