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Apologies for the recent MIA over here! Been busy at work (So. Much. Bug. Fixing.), life has been a bit messy, and the Moon Knight brainrot is very real (I even went and made another RP blog for the boys @gatorslaters, everyone here is welcome, including duplicates!). Loki isn't going anywhere any time soon, but I may be much slower to respond for a bit. I'm thinking of getting a cheap travel laptop because my big honking expensive one can't leave the charger anymore and that's obnoxious and inconvenient for if I want to take it on trips. I'll try to do some drafts tonight since I'm on PTO tomorrow.

Cheers!

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Coming out from under my rock today to say Youtuber!Steven:

Runs an educational channel where he gushes about ancient Egypt after he and Marc realize it's hard for Steven to hold down a regular job when Marc fights crime on the side. Marc brings up the idea. Steven isn't sure he'd be any good in front of a camera but Marc insists he can just talk to Marc in the camera's reflection.

Steven's editing skills are...questionable at first but people love him for how adorable and excited he gets. He responds to every. Single. Comment. Until it physically isn't possible anymore.

Jake will make stuff for the channel sometimes and Steven jokingly refers to him as his "editor", and talks to a little cartoon version of him onscreen sometimes (a la Markiplier and Lixian), mustache and all. Everyone thinks it's a cute gag rather than a recreation of an actual conversation.

Marc REALLY hates being in front of the camera despite his encouragement but Steven manages to convince him to do a drunk history type video and everyone is amazed at his American accent and finds it hilarious how drunk "Steven" suddenly can't get any ancient Egyptian history right.

Layla makes guest appearances to talk about the politics of people owning artifacts that don't even belong to their culture. Steven has a good time discussing how to still have museums and exhibits to teach about different cultures without taking away their artifacts (while sharing marshmallows of course). He becomes very flustered about the influx of people suddenly "shipping" them and Layla and Marc tease him relentlessly about it.

So yeah, Youtuber!Steven and you can pry this AU/Future HC from my cold dead hands.

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moon knight (show) starters

ep 01-05 .

❝ still wake up every morning still feeling like i got hit by a bus. ❞   ❝ i need you to listen to me very carefully. ❞   ❝ what’s the worst that could happen? ❞   ❝ you look scared. ❞   ❝ every time i learn something new about you, i think, “that’s it. there can’t possibly be any secrets left between us.” ❞     ❝ do you want to know the truth? there’s chaos in you. ❞   ❝ darkness. sometimes it hides in our very hearts. ❞   ❝ it’s like we’re in heaven. ❞   ❝ call me sentimental, but i worry about you. ❞   ❝ you were nothing more than a corpse when i found you. ❞   ❝ you’re a liar. i don’t believe you. i don’t trust you. ❞   ❝ tell me what it is you are. what are you? ❞   ❝ you know i’ll protect you with everything i have. ❞   ❝ it’s like i’ve not known you at all. ❞ ❝ oh, god. is that fresh blood? ❞ ❝ i don’t need protection. what i need is honesty. ❞ ❝ i need you to keep an eye out, because i’m being followed. ❞   ❝ this has to be a dream. this has to be a dream. ❞   ❝ i thought that you were in danger, or kidnapped. ❞   ❝ that thing’s about to break through the door. we’re out of time. ❞   ❝ i didn’t do that on purpose. ❞ ❝ i only punish those who have already done harm. ❞   ❝ this would be a great time for you to say something. anything. ❞   ❝ it’s maddening, isn’t it? the voice in your head. relentless, forever unsatisfied. ❞   ❝ no matter how hard you try to please, it devours you until there’s nothing left but a hollow shell. ❞   ❝ oh, my god. you’re alive. ❞       ❝ i’ve heard it all now. ❞   ❝ i’ve never been able to just talk about everything. ❞   ❝ do you see the spiral you put me through? ❞   ❝ are you asking me out? ❞   ❝ why do all men like you feel it necessary to be just so condescending? ❞ ❝ not worried you might’ve burned too many bridges? ❞   ❝ you weren’t supposed to see any of this. ❞   ❝ it’s a hard thing, exhuming the pain of the past. it’s easy to get stuck. ❞   ❝ you’re not so innocent anymore, eh? ❞   ❝ there can be no progress without understanding. ❞ ❝ that was a bit over the top, don’t you think? ❞   ❝ just leave it. get out. go away from me. ❞   ❝ i feel the pain inside of you. ❞ ❝ you’re lying. you’re just trying to upset me. ❞ ❝ everything reminds me of my past. ❞ ❝ i was supposed to die that night. ❞   ❝ what the hell are you doing here? you shouldn’t be here. ❞   ❝ it’s just you and me, and the open road. ❞   ❝ i know i’ve made you angry. i’m sorry. ❞   ❝ you’re in danger, and i can save us. ❞ ❝ i can’t have you interfering in what i have left to do. ❞      

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“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn’t. “ “ you were literallyall over me. “

Loki puts up his hands. "I'm just saying, I won't be held responsible for that kiss. It takes two to tango, my dear, and that was definitely a tango." He tilts his head, urging her to get the double entendre. "Besides, you can't say it wasn't a good kiss." He would know, he’s duplicated himself before, just for fun. 

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"how about we don’t do that.”

Loki pouts. "Oh, why not? Where's your sense of adventure? Risk and reward, hmm?” He wiggles his fingers, considers the possibilities of using the ancient relic Anita had recovered from an enemy who’d evidently had no idea what they once held--you know, before Anita killed the undead daylights out of them. “At least let me study it!”

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timesense​:

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River huffs. Coy doesn’t suit him. Hemming had been a purposeful choice in alias; she’s sure of that. Maybe, one day, they’d know each other’s names. She highly doubts it! What would happen to their fun?

She eyes him assertively. A flirtatious smirk curls swollen lips. “Oh, you know exactly what I mean.” Loki’s close enough for her to bite again. An arched eyebrow. Gaze darts to his lips; her voice falls to a purr. “Pity I’m not as young as I look.” 

Loki follows her gaze, knows he has Aria, if that was her real name and he highly doubted that, playing his game (or is he playing hers?) and, oh, he does love a game. It’s even better because he can tell this game of chase is not between cat and mouse, but two matched predators stalking the other, testing the other. “Young isn’t what I look for in a...dance partner.” He’d never understood some gods’ lust for the young and virginal. If the way she danced was any indication, this was a woman who knew herself and her body. If he could just get her to kiss him again...but until then, he wouldn’t touch. He’d make her come to him. “The question is,” he dares her, “Can you keep up?”

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“ you just can’t help yourself, can you? “

Loki grins, thumb rubbing against his bottom lip where River had nipped. "Whatever could you mean?" He's taken barely a half-step back to speak but he could still feel the electricity like the ground or the air was conducting the chemistry between them. Loki leans back in, close, luring, tempting. "Help myself?" Close enough his words fanned her lips, but not enough to touch. "I think I'd rather help you."

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kissing starters

“ kiss me. ”

“ can't we just... make out, or something? “

“ i really want to kiss you right now. “

“ just one more... “

“ it was more of a peck... “

“ kiss me and you'll find out. “

“ i’m here for business, not pleasure. “

“ so you don’t want me to kiss you? “

“ i could kiss you for hours. “

“ how about a good night kiss? “

“ you may now kiss the bride. “

“ permission to lean in? “ “ permission granted. “

“ we should practice for our wedding day. “

“ you, me, bed, now. “

“ i want [our first kiss] to be special. “

“ i fell asleep before i could kiss you. “

“ we didn't kiss each other good morning. “

“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “

“ kiss me, i’m miserable. “

“ who was your first kiss? “

“ did you do the laundry? “ “ yes, now where’s my kiss? “

“ if you want me to kiss you, all you have to do is ask. “

“ you’re a great kisser. “

“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. “

“ teach me how to do it. “

“ can i get another one? “

“ every time you kiss me, i swear i'm falling even more in love with you. “

“ i haven’t mastered the art of kissing yet. “

“ wanna practice? “

“ you’re a great kisser. “

“ kiss the pain away. “

“ with your lips on mine... “

“ is there such a thing as love at first kiss? “

“ if i were to kiss someone, it would be you. “

“ you’re irresistible. ”

“ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “

“ kiss me again, but don’t stop this time. “

“ i love it when you kiss me. “

“ your kisses mean the world to me. “

“ i want you to kiss me. for real, this time. “

“ one last kiss is worth being late to work for. “

“ if you kiss me, we’re not getting out of bed today… “

“ you kissed me last night. “ “ and you didn’t stop me. “

“ no more kisses! i need to get ready for work. “

“ i really want to kiss you. “

“ it’s cute, this thing you’re doing. “ “ being all nervous? “

“ you’ve never kissed anyone before? “

“ you’re going to have to guide me through this. “

“ do i just… close my eyes and lean in? “

“ i want our first kiss to be special. “

“ [our first kiss] it's going to be magical. “

“ i kissed you. “ “ i know, i… was there. “

“ you just can’t help yourself, can you? “

“ i’ve always wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ it’s just an innocent kiss. “

“ we’re friends, right? friends kiss each other all the time. “

“ people kiss each other all the time. doesn’t mean there’s feelings involved. “

“ i’m sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “

“ you mean, you and me? kissing? “

“ you’ve seriously never thought about [us kissing]? “ “ maybe once or twice. “

“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can’t say it never crossed my mind... “

“ let’s kiss. just to see what it’s like. “

“ oh, what the hell. let’s do it. “

“ of course i'm a little curious. i've heard great things about you. “

“ all i want to do is kiss you. all day, every day. “

“ i’ve never kissed anyone before. “

“ well, if anybody were to kiss me, i would want that person to be you. “

“ you just can’t get enough of me, can you? “

“ and right now, i think you should kiss me. “

“ i’ll kiss you right now to prove i don’t feel something for you. “

“ you kissed me first. “ “ i definitely didn’t. “ “ you were literally all over me. “

“ did you just kiss me? “

“ you’re so full of shit... [if you think the kiss didn't mean something] “

“ did we just kiss? “

“ your kiss already gave you away. “

“ we don't have to do this if you don’t want to. “

“ don’t speak. just kiss me. “

“ come kiss me. “

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YOUR SON IS TIPPING CHARLOTTE'S WATER BOWL

You didn't say the proper words but here, have an unsolicited Vik Pic™️, with bonus Charlotte.

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Ⲓ ⲇⲙ Ⳑⲟⲕⲓ, ⳋⲟ𝖽 ⲟ⳨ ⲟⳙⲧⲥⲇ⳽ⲧ⳽. Ⲧⲏⲉⲩ ⳽ⲉⲉ ⲧⲏⲉⲙ⳽ⲉⳑⳳⲉ⳽ ⲓⲛ ⲙⲉ, ⲇⲛ𝖽 Ⲓ ⲓⲛ ⲧⲏⲉⲙ. Ⲇⳑⳑ ⲟ⳨ ⳙ⳽, ⲇⳑⲟⲛⲉ ⲧⲟⳋⲉⲧⲏⲉⲅ.

Independent || Selective || Private

RP Blog for Loki Laufeyjarson

Devotion from Pastry

Portrayal from MCU, Loki Series, and Myth

Rules/About Me || Muse/Verses 

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“Aria,” Loki repeats in his best Norwegian accent, “Such a lovely name, and for such a lovely person.” Loki smiles, glancing in the direction of Aria’s last dance partner. “I am Hemming. I hope I wasn’t interrupting anything, but I simply had to ask the most stunning person here for a dance. I thought I’d nearly lost my chance, but bedre sent enn aldri.” Loki offers his hand, bows slightly at the waist. “Will you allow me the honor, Aria?”

@godoutcast​ gets a dance

River’s close to stepping on her dance partner’s toes, but that would be ill-advised. Instead, she smiles politely, counting down the seconds until the piece concludes. When someone cuts in, her smile is somewhat genuine as she’s glad to see her last partner disappear into the crowd. “Lovely to make your acquaintance. I’m Aria.” 

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unsteals​:

❝ they’re used for humans too.  common funerary artifact, one of the most common antiquities to survive from egypt. laborers for the afterlife. ❞   layla doesn’t completely understand the link between the statuettes used to imprison the gods and the macabre figurines assembled in tombs throughout nearly every egyptian dynasty. she chooses to ignore loki’s casual, borderline insulting language because as far as gods go, he’s got the most hands on experience. these aren’t really her gods anymore, anyways,  are they?  she thinks about the point he makes with ammit, but something about it bugs her.   ❝ if ammit is trapped in an ushabti but able to have an avatar, how is khonshu unable to have an avatar? ❞   maybe this is another question for osiris and his avatar. if her father could hear her thoughts now… 

Oh, this is a clever mortal, isn’t she? Loki can feel an inkling of respect grow for the Midgardian. He’s smiling, grinning even. Danger is ahead and around them, certain death a possibility if they fail, but a thrill races through the god in the face of a mystery to be solved. A puzzle to be worked out, an enigma to be unraveled, all of Loki’s favorite past times rolled into one with a dash of adventure thrown in to up the stakes. Loki does so love to roll the dice. “Well, it is stone.” He looks at her straight on, aiming for drama. “Stone weathers, especially in the face of nature. These trapped gods are, in a sense, forces of nature, aren’t they?”

He leans back then, gives his new companion a proper once over. “I don’t think I got your name.”

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❛ how can i possibly trust you? after all you’ve done. ❜

Loki will never admit how that burns. He knows. In the eyes of many, he's scum. Filth. His past matters not and his future matters even less. The facts are that he hurt. He killed. Destroyed. Pretended to take joy in it. He will never have the forgiveness of his brother, or his people, now that he's stepped out of his timeline. Could Earth and its people ever forgive him? The original Loki never found that out, did he? 

"You don't have to trust me," Loki assured, solemn. "I can help...or I can leave. I am not who I once was, but I will not force my presence upon you."

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MY BABY IS HOME SAFE

Excuse while I go sleep for 7 years. Any non-mutuals who wanna rp I'll still honor ask memes sent the whole weekend because I'm just happy he's home and it was the kindness of both friends and strangers that got him home.

ALSO if anyone sends the ask or message "big door" or "viggity vog" anytime now through the whole weekend I will send or post a picture of Viktor.

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Got some new followers today since my bestie made a promo so gonna reblog this

Non-Mutuals and Mutuals Welcome Today

y’all, distract me with rp asks and starters and stuff pls, non-mutuals welcome today. 

My cat ran out this morning and I gotta wait until dark to go out to find him since we couldn’t find him immediately. He’s basically my son. I gotta be strong for him, but waiting is hard. Please help distract me. Send anything from my prompts tag. Send a starter. Send a dumb meme. Talk to me about Moon Knight. Anything. My ask box is open to everyone until my baby boy has been found.

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unsteals​:

❝ okay… ❞   she says, even though  none of this  is even remotely okay. they’ve swapped one god for another, and considering the amount of damage the first one’s done she’s not sure this is a good thing. layla’s eyes flicker towards the rearview mirror to catch a glimpse of marc in the backseat. sleeping beauty isn’t an altogether inaccurate description. he’s the most beautiful man she’s ever seen. she really doesn’t need to be thinking about that right now.   ❝ what do you actually know about the ushabti? ❞

Loki leans back, kicks his feet up onto the dash. “The ushabti. You need to send an Egyptian god to the corner and think about what they’ve done for all eternity, the ushabti’s the answer. Their being and consciousness is sealed into stone shaped for them. Can’t be sure if they’re awake while in there, but most think they are.” Loki pauses, considers current information. “Considering Ammit is in one and has an Avatar now, I’ll go ahead and say they’re awake and aware of the outside world at least sometimes. Now, what I’m guessing you want to know, is where do they keep these naughty god statues and how does one release a god from it?” He leans towards Layla, spark in his eyes. “None of those delinquent gods have ever escaped. They say only Osiris and his Avatar know the answer to those questions.” 

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unsteals​:

❝ i don’t know how this works! ❞   layla inches closer. her hand reaches for the chains but stills, almost recoils, at his warning. she doesn’t love the stern look on his face. that probably means touching his skin is dangerous, and she can guess why; she can  feel  the chill radiating off him, not to mention the more visible aspects. she goes back in and nearly recoils again when he explains exactly what’s going to happen, giving him a look that leaves  no doubt  she’s displeased with the thought of the chains coming at her next. it’s not like she has other options though so she carefully presses her palm against the chains. she audibly gasps when they lurch and try to curl around her body, but as promised, they slip right off and to the ground around her. 

That felt much better. Odin’s glamor was stabilizing, his skin temperature adjusting. Breathing, no frost coming out. He could feel his body adjusting to his magic coming back, regenerating. Loki stretched, cracking noises echoing from his back. “Too much longer and things could’ve been...tricky.” The chains had been a surprise, but they could still be useful. “Take that with us. Throw it at anyone vaguely magical and it’ll target them. Harrow or Ammit, preferably. Not me.”