godsholyhat
godsholyhat
God's Holy Hat!
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This is my Kingdom Come Deliverance sideblog so I don't annoy my followers on main. Possibly a monk in disguise. She/her.
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godsholyhat · 12 days ago
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I don't know if I have the energy or the words to go super in-depth about this, but as a gay man, I personally feel like removing Hans' bisexuality in favor of a comphet interpretation greatly weakens his story and personal arc.
To me, the whole point of his relationship with Henry is that it's not based on sexuality at all. He doesn't love Henry because he's the first man who's come along who's attracted to him, or because sex with Henry is the first time he's ever actually enjoyed it. Hans loves Henry because they were friends first and, because that relationship was entirely removed from sex, it let him develop the emotional attachment he couldn't with all the women that came before.
It matters that Hans chooses to love Henry even though he doesn't have to, that even though Hans could realistically choose almost any woman with little issue and enjoy being with her, he loves Henry enough to risk everything to be with him.
Taking away his bisexuality removes the possibility for happiness and fulfillment without Henry, and I just think that misses the point.
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godsholyhat · 12 days ago
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watching KCD 1 walkthrough and all I care about is them... u_u
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godsholyhat · 19 days ago
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Hansry week day 5: Wedding
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godsholyhat · 23 days ago
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I'm a changed women, Henry.
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godsholyhat · 28 days ago
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herbwoman bozhena and her daughter pavlena, continuing my sketches of kcd women
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godsholyhat · 30 days ago
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food for thought: virgin achievement Henry, and Hans’s romance scene in Suchdol is the first time he is intimate with anyone
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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Confess friend, can you make a poll??? Hans suggested he would die of grief if he lost Henry. I want to know what people think. If hansry romance route Henry dies after Suchdol, would Hans:
1.- Die of grief (broken heart syndrome)
2.- Die spiritually- die emotionally.
3.- Commit suicide.
hmm sure:)
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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Theresa. Caring and Brave
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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sketch not included in the zine) My boys are sleeping)
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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he really said that
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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I'm sure it's already been said, but Hans, despite his snobbery and bluster, is shown throughout KCD2 to have a kind heart.
The way he tries so hard to save the Chamberlain, even after what he did to him. How he voices his disgust at the village destroyed by war, and how he views the nobility's role to reduce the risk of this. How he expresses that he would pretty much rather die himself than send any more soldiers to their deaths.
I love the contrast of these moments against his 'default' facade, that remind us who he really is underneath.
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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finished Theresa's half of the woman's lot dlc and i haven't cried this hard for a game in a hot minute. holy fucking shit that was intense, and amazing, and i love Theresa have i mentioned that yet? i feel the need to tell you how much she means to me she means so much she's everything to me i- 😭😭😭
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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The Prey
I got in my head the idea of doing a tapestry-inspired painting based on this quest, so here it is! Among the flowers on the ground there are dandelions, st. john’s wort, and valerian, as they’re the ones you can find in the Talmberg Woods.
Looking forward to painting Henry in an armour at some point, because after trotting so long beside Hans like a dog here, he very much deserves to look like a knight next.
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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lore accurate henry of skalitz isnt some cool op terrifying master of combat favored by god. lore accurate henry is god's most neglected soldier who's had to pick up the pieces by himself. lore accurate henry is a sad and scared and sopping wet and hungry young country bumpkin who gets put in Situations against his will every day but who fears NOT doing anything about it more than he fears the horrors themselves and has been pushed so far beyond the limits of what he once thought he was capable of that he barely even registers that he can die anymore so all he does is march forward with naught but a spinning moral compass and raging bisexuality to guide him
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godsholyhat · 1 month ago
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you're literally the only one who thinks that, Henry. no maidens want him. his uncle can't find anyone willing to wed him. you're the only one in the kingdom who thinks Hans is "irresistible"
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