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stand_down.mp4

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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stevie and jason truly have to be one of the best taskmaster teams of all time. they match each others freak in all of the best way possible. like them both not knowing what to do when tasked to make their predictions live on stage, so they derail the show for three minutes by impromptu crawling around the stage and improving as they go along, or whenever jason suggests something terrible unhinged, like taking laxatives or playing in traffic, and stevie excitingly goes along like it’s the best idea she’s ever heard, and the fact that they’re both quite competitive but fails in some of the worst ways ever. but i think what makes their dynamic even better is despite how competitive jason can be it’s also clear how he’s there to have fun, but whenever he’s paired up with stevie his competitive nature is dialed up because he knows how badly she wants to win. i love them so much 💞

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I love themmmm

this would actually get me to watch BFQOTY again

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I LOVE fandom Cosette, I shout from the rooftops, I LOVE how the fandom portrays canon era Cosette. I LOVE rewriting her to be more active, aware, strong, humourous, fun, woman, and real. I LOVE you guys' Cosette. I LOVE COSETTE.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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Some improvised weapons are better than nothing. Others were so good that they became military issue across Europe for several centuries!

Anyway, here’s Patreon

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no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant

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lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

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me on black sails season 1: silverflint is not real, people need to retire their shipping goggles

me on black sails season 4:

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While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.