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In the MXTX verse we have the countdown:

- Lan Wangji:

"I like you but I'm pretending not to because I don't want to embarrass myself."

- Hua Cheng:

"I'm embarrassing myself in every possible way to show that I love you, and I don't care because I have no shame."

- Luo Binghe:

"You belonged to me from the moment I laid eyes on you and it's a mistake to think otherwise."

Then on the opposite end we have...

- Wei Wuxian:

"I like you. I like you! Ooh I really like you. I like you, I like you, I like you!"

- Xie Lian:

"It's a little crazy but nothing I can't roll with. Yeah, this is fine. Maybe a little cute."

- Shen Quingqiu: 💀

"NO! No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, fine I'll take it" (TT)

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no one talks about how funny this scene was

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little bunbun

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i just think he's neat 🥒

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How MBJ would react the first time SQH calls him husband and why SQH misunderstands his reaction 😞

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Au where Cucumber and Airplane-bros decided to return to the real world but their demon boyfriends weren't going to let them go so easy

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Chill beats to run a kingdom too~

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bingqiu is housewife x housewife, where luo binghe is trad wife coded, he does the cooking and the cleaning. he would take his kids to soccer practice and join the pta (/neg), whereas shen qingqiu is trophy wife coded, he sits around all day doing nothing but looking pretty. he would offload all his responsibilities onto other people, by paying cooks and cleaners and then sit around having wine parties with his housewife friends.

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strong peak lord SQQ defending his husband ⚔

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Thinking about how hilariously lwj stands out in the list of mxtx love interests like if you look at them in order:

luo binghe: unhinged serial killer with immense powers who would destroy the universe if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day

lan wangji: just kind of a bitch sometimes

hua cheng: unhinged serial killer with immense powers who would destroy the universe if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed one day

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摸摸头

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helo i also want a shizun 🥺

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it's sad sqq never smooched binghe's forehead when he was awake!! let him be loved...

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One thing I like about scum villain is that every time you think a relationship has a weird and unbalanced power dynamic, its revealed that actually the relationship has an even WEIRDER unbalanced power dynamic from the other end . Like sure moshang looks weird because sqh is mbj's servant but also sqh is quite literally god and created mbj to his exact specifications. fucking insane

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Wei Wuxian being an idiot and not noticing he's gay but still using MXY's reputation as a cutsleeve to play gay chicken and fuck with people

VS.

Xie Lian being a fuckin weirdo and abusing his reputation as celibate because sure, telling people your dick doesn't work is totally normal Dianxia

VS.

Shen Qingqiu being constantly enraged that God (who he knows personally) made his husband's dick so big that sex is just a COMPLETE HASSLE

FIGHT

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mxtx: okay, hear me out. what if one of them wears black and red, and the other wears like a blue-green-white ensemble

us: …go on