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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?

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*heavy metal screaming*

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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anyway happy pride have an old doodle

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My body tea and my hairline receding

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So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

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*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

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i just wanted to be a regular fan i didn’t choose this

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its a mystery

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"I want him" not sexually not romantically but a secret third way (squeaky toy)

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such a profound sense of delight when I realize that a piece of media is matching my freak to the very letter. there are creators out there who are my exact kind of sicko and we are reaching out to each other as if across the cosmos.

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode