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this diva

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no greater blessing than when a fat man reaches upwards and his stomach falls out of his shirt

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Tell me about your day.

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on my way! to live yet another day in my fucking life.

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i think everyone in england is just voice acting or something i dont think people actually sound like that

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"Sorry I can't, I'm busy"

Me being busy:

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hot ones with lemons instead: wow, that one was sour too!

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Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday

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Settle an argument with me?

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i love those conspiracy theorists who are like “the way that many cultures all around the globe feature giants in their folklore….. obviously this proves that humans lived alongside giants in the ancient past but THEY dont want you to know the True history” because it’s impossible that two people could independently come up with the idea of “a guy who is really, really big”

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

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Not the sound they make..

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Hero by Stuart Dunkel (*1952)