Indie RP/Cosplay blog of Neptune Vasilias from Monty Oum's RWBY | Archived 1/10/17
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living vicariously through fictional worlds and characters so i can forget that i am a living individual
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hey so im not dead, just focusing on life stuff
probably just gonna archive this blog
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Hello, Duo! You previously posted a link to the RT Community Secret Santa; there is also a Secret Santa run by Rooster Teeth themselves! They’re two separate events, and fans can sign up for both.
A link to the doc linked in the first screenshot: https://t.co/jLIFOLxVQ9
Thank you! I knew about the official RT secret santa, but the community sign up ended today so I wanted to promote it before then. Thank you though for sending me all the info for the official RT one!
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if/when neptune shows up in vol 4, ill probably just make a new blog and archive this one
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no that th weather is getting colder, i have a higher need to cuddle up with her at night. especially because my heaters are broken in my dorm...
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Date me I’m the whole package babe, clingy, always asleep when you need me, and a lil ugly
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Neptune: No one's asking you to take your shirt off. Stop volunteering to take your shirt off.
Sun: I can't hear you. Shirt's over my ears.
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just a birb mom with her baby phoenix
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What would your muse say to my muse the morning after sex?
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I’m so excited! Finally I can play!
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perfecxionist replied to your post “"please tell me you don’t seriously like them."”
NO....
“Oh really now?”
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When you try to say something funny before the group chat changes the subject
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tfw you tell you tell your crush you crush on them, and they pretty much knew for awhile.....
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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
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Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.
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