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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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That old man actually has no effect on me any more

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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Am I gonna post porn? Or trees? Maybe a little bit of my ass? Stay tuned to find out

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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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what joke are you really tryin to tell when you make fun of appalachia and the greater south?

even when you "just" mock our accents (you and i both know what you're really implying when you take on the drawl), the punchline of your joke there is poverty.

those who prefer a more overt route over backhanded implication: when you laugh at our education, or lack thereof, the punchline of your joke is still poverty. systemically underfunded schools packed with underprivileged children who aren't getting the same standards of education as the rest of the country is a real knee slapper boy i tell you what

when you mock our dental health and start quipping about toothless hillbillies, you're still laughin at poverty. appalachia is disproportionately uninsured compared to the rest of the nation. fellas most of us can't afford the privilege of regular, preventative dental visits and checkups, let alone the cost of huge procedures when things finally get dire. beyond that, our poverty is generational. from the get go we inherit bad teeth from family who couldn't afford that shit neither.

in the same vein, when you make fatphobic comments about said disproportionately-uninsured region--one with few jobs available to begin with, let alone work that pays enough to afford wholesome, unprocessed foods that don't rot yer teeth for supper--the butt of your joke is,, u guessed it,, ✨ poverty ✨

but to me the real kicker is the cousin fucker jokes. how can you not see that when you snark about inbreeding, when you piss yourself over that infamous billboard and oh, how could anyone possibly need to be told that?!, your punchline is not only poverty and a lack of education enough to develop critical thinking skills and the ability to build safe support networks, but you're also usually guffawing at incestuous rape and vulnerable children on top of it. peak comedy.

really though, how is any of that funny?

what happens to everyone's class consciousness the moment we start talkin about the hollers n the deep south?

why does health insurance, quality education, and food security for all suddenly go from issues worth fighting for to punishments, and ones we deserve to be humiliated for on top of it?

i know im just a dumb ol hillbilly n all, but i reckon i just don't get what we're supposed to be laughin at here

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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hope you feel better soon! Here's an ask that is mainly a formal invitation to post all your favourite Lindsay pics, with the question of whether itd be okay with you if artists use them as refs for Pellew or other art? 👀

Hello! Thank you! 🩵 and thanks for the lovely ask! If you meant my own screenshot, I must admit that I don't have many since all of my favourite moments end up being GIFs in the end 😅 And yes! Totally, I think reference pics or screenshots can be super useful, (and the more Pellew art the better! 😍) so I'll continue this answer with my favourite Pellew pic ever, the original scanned version was sent to me by the lovely @amalthea9 💙 and I edited that one a bit, so here's the edited one:

(mind you, this is a screenshot of it since the original is very big) but I just LOVE IT so much since there aren't many glamorous shots of Pellew out there.

Here's some of my favourite Robert Lindsay pics under the cut! 😁

1. I'm starting with this most recent one I saw on Instagram a few days ago. I just love his outfit! The vest! The chain! Aaahh!

2. This one from a play. Looks like a romance novel cover! I can totally imagine Pellew like this.

3. Do I have to say anything? 😍

4. This one is pure gold.

5. He was giving an interview in this lighting and setting... 🫠🫠🫠

6. Also an interview, kept playing with his fake moustache 😆

7. One more Pellew "glamour" shot lol

8. Aaaaaand I'm ending it with this one. Love him 😁😁

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I really don’t know how to explain to you that activism, community outreach, meeting important goals in the realm of social justice, and just generally living life is much easier under the presidency of an average democrat than a republican who was so outspokenly racist, genocidal, inflammatory, misogynistic, and violent that he may have permanently skewed the american right to the furthest extreme possible. I don’t know how to explain to you that the candidate who was so extreme that he brought neo-nazis into the mainstream political landscape needs to be kept out of any political office at any cost. even if it means voting for a center-left democrat who won’t personally sign off on your glorious revolution.

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But if your favorite character isn't on the floor panting and dying and in horrible pain in a terrible situation then what's even the point