Fitz Will-Je-Suis Darcy - 32/Queer/Trans/Stone/Top (As far as you know!!)
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I'm beginning to think that making visibly corrupt weapons contractors a load baring pillar of our economy might not have been a great idea.
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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Thank you so much everyone for a wonderful shop update! I’m so happy that so many people loved my pit fired pieces! Here is a pic of one that is sold, but I didn’t get around to advertising. A very chunky Paleolithic horse.
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you sad little pervert
im happy big & sexually normal
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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.
This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.
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stolen from that social media site gay millennials and grumpy boomers use
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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
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