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You fools. You can’t see the truth that lies before you. There is only one person who could have orchestrated all this. Only one person devious and conniving enough to pit everyone against each other. The mysterious 7th tribute who has been pulling the strings all along.
While you all have been distracted fighting over SCOOMF and drippy, spookums, and roger, grorg and shmeeze, HE has been waiting all along to take the crown:
JUST LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE!!!

look at this super accurate comparison cross-reference of HIM and a puffer fish, a known weapon/associate in several murders:
UN CANNY RESEMBLANCE!!!!!
and look at this. just look at this. THERE IS EVEN A CONFESSION OF GUILT!

SO YOU SEE, THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. HE WAS THE CULPRIT ALL ALONG, AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE BY THE CLEAR EVIDENCE I HAVE CLEARLY PRESENTED BEFORE YOU NOW.
THIS MAN IS GUILTY AND IS THE CULPRIT OF ALL MURDERS. HE MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE WITH THE FULL EXTENT OF THE MARKIPLIER GAMES LAW.

I REST MY CASE, YOUR HONOR
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it’s been a wonderful year everyone! :)
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looks like you unused in the wrong annus, bud
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he is coming for you
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I love Unus Annus!!!
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Do you ship
beef
or
bark
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Ethan: *chanting 'kill a nazi' to pump himself up to throw the shot put*

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“We’re not going to give you a ghosting gif. It’s not happening”
Two videos later:
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honest to god all i could think of
#also hope i'm the first person to think of this#but prob not!#unus annus#anyway funny meme#crankgameplays#ethan nestor
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At the end of the year, we’re just gonna have an album of the songs Ethans sung in Unus Annus
Current List (I think)
Disclaimer song
Disclaimer song pt 2
Flash song
Inverse flash song
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this video just made me love evan even more
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I just realized there’s kinda a pattern in ua of just like painting stuff on mark??? why???
He likes to be shirtless fskshsksh
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It’s a hard knock life ya know?
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So it’s called Unus Annus, right?
Does that mean that if it was called Annus Unus, it would be an AU of UA?
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So, turns out the samples of their feet were the worst.
On an unrelated note, ‘member when they made wine?

…Is that still fermenting somewhere…?
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I’m sorry, but I literally had to
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