".⊰ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ ⊱." 🎲 🎲 ᴹᵘˢᵉ | ᴿᵘˡᵉˢ | ᴹᵘᶰ
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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor
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HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
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Let's hear it for violence! Let's give it up for sexualized violence! Let's all show a big round of applause for making violence horny and gay!
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Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re
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i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket
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fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!
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I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL
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did you seriously just burn my last spider
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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think
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*flattens and rolls my cock like an empty tube of toothpaste to get that last bit of cum for the night*
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bleeding is the most fun a boy can have without taking his clothes off
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