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Omnipotent Perception pt 2? [♡]

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My dear husband

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Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

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considering semi hiatus so i can focus on wips and stuff 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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once again thinking about how big satoru is and how he’s lowkey conflicted when you ask him to lay himself flat against you during prone bone for the first time bc he’s terrified of breaking you but the moment he gives in and his full weight sinks into you it becomes one of his favorite positions bc of how impossibly close to you he is

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Calling my husband my "boyfriend"

I saw this reel, and the lady went: my boyfriends gonna tell me 5 fav things about me

Satoru would not be impressed. He'd like seriously. Meanwhile u continue to play clueless. He'd proceed to answer the question though.

Satoru: 5 things favorite things about my girlfriend. 1. She is my fucking wife

😆 something like that..

sure he’s grinning with that trademark gojo grin when he hears the word “boyfriend” but there is that teeny tiny twitch in his eyes and his jaw lowkey clenches a bit too tight before he’s like “five favorite things about my girlfriend huh?” and you can practically hear the sarcasm dripping …. “girlfriend” <- repeats and snorts bc the word just tastes wrong and feels wrong and hes like so bitter about it LOL and now every word that follows has one single goal, making a point

“number one: my favorite thing about my girlfriend is that she’s my wife. my legally, contractually and spiritually bound to me wife”

“number two: i love how she’s such an airhead sometimes she forgets small things like our 3 day wedding and our vows. but it’s okay. i remember them. in good and in bad”

“number three: i love how she wears my last name better than i do. makes it look easy”

“number four: i love how she only remembers she’s my wife when it benefits her. need a favor? suddenly it’s husband & dearest. i leave the toilet seat up? i’m a jerk. filming a reel? i’m downgraded to boyfriend”

“number five: i love how she’s mine. not in a we’re dating kind of way but in a signed, sealed, married me even after knowing all my bs kind of way”

he’s smiling but he’s deeply offended and you’re definitely going to pay for it 💀

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that one line in boundless seas where rafayel says “i brought the one i love home” when him and mc are underwater is literally ruining me now after everything revealed in his most recent myth 😭😭😭😭

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Moments: im melting

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i do not have the resources for ac after spending so much on you this week

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Trying to get my bf mad prank would be such a difficult task with satoru. That man simply can't get mad at you. 😭😭

i genuinely think it’s impossible to make satoru seriously mad at you 😭 that man is just built different no matter what you pull on him he’s just standing there with that smug lil grin like aww you’re so cute when you try 💀

he’s the ultimate loverboy yeah but i also feel like anytime you try to prank him he KNOWS you’re up to something like even if you take drastic measures and fake a breakup he’s just there like lol ok but did you miss me yet 😠����😠😠😠 bastard 😠😠😠😠

also since he knows you’re plotting his demise LOL he’s totally flipping it on you 😭 in the end you’re the one getting irrationally annoyed bc he’s too perfect like that man does not fold

but the only time he’d ever get seriously mad is if you put yourself in danger or don’t take care of yourself and even then tbh it’s not anger but him being genuinely worried 😔

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WAHHHHHHHHHH

OUGHHH MY HEART 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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Satoru would randomly hump you. CFNM 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

when you’re all dressed in the morning ready to go about your day but a random naked and very turned on satoru appears behind you and starts grinding his morning wood against the crack of your ass and all of his mess gets on your clothes you have to change again

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okie so ai, i know you said you started watching/reading solo leveling 👀

i need you to keep an open mind when i say that you NEED to watch season 2 🙈 jinwoo is so 🥵🥵🥵 in season 2 and you will SWOON 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

if you have any doubts about this..... just remember that i'm the one who got you into lads.... and we all know how that ended.... so have i ever steered you wrong?? 🤭🫶🏻✨💕

okie, i love you, buh byeee 😘😘

just gonna leave this here 🤓

(but in all seriousness, it's your choice!!) i'm just saying i will bully you ((affectionately)) until you say yes lmaooo ((jk obvi))

miamor……. anything you recommend to me atp is officially dangerous territory bc chances are high i will spiral into a full blown obsession 😭 you’re already the sole reason i fell into my lads fixation so you definitely know what you’re doing 😤

i’ve been a bit low on anime motivation in general lately but s2 is definitely going on my watchlist and if i end up hyperfixating just know the blame is entirely yours i hope you can sleep at night knowing this 😤🤍

(he looks so… hot…. i shouldn’t stare for too long it’s no good…. the blorbos in the mansion are already enraged bc of rafayel they cannot handle another addition it will turn into a war)

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HELLO geto keychain anon from a while back if you rmbr LMAO but i bought a jjk labubu thing (idk what its called) but i think haibara is rubbing it into my face that i lost my geto keychain and will never get him back.. </3

while yes i did click the random box option cuz i didnt wanna spend 50+ for a gojo or geto one (i wanna save money for once) my gut told me im probably getting haibara bc hes worth the least and i was right. NOT LIKE IM COMPLAINING THO like i love haibara its just i feel like im a haibara magnet despite not actually being a huge fan of him.. maybe this is a sign who knows

omg hellooooo ofc i remember you !!!! still mourning the loss of your geto keychain tbh 😔 also the timing of this ask is so funny bc when you sent that in yesterday my coworker was telling me how her daughter wants a labubu hahah anyway ! looks like haibara wants to keep you all to himself huh 👀 he’s not letting you go that easily maybe he is convinced that you are his fated match 😻😻

but yeah random boxes are the ultimate gamble and it’s always so hard to get the fan favorites ☹️ as much as we adore sweet haibara the heart wants what it wants 😔

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I'm on my holidays betrotting.. I feel like tines moving fast everytime I see your its weekend posts but prolly it's Hella slow for you😅

weekdays drag like they’re five years long and then the weekend zooms past like it owes me money 😭 how’s that even fair i need a life where it’s the other way around 😔

hope you’re getting all the rest during your holiday though bed rotting sounds so fun 🙂‍↕️🤍

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had some empyrean wishes in my disposal and pulled for the funsies look what i got in one go

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It's Friday are u out of the jail soon ai ?

YESSSSSSSSSSSS