Also known as Flamingofry| im just a girl | 27| 馃嚥馃嚱 | I like so many thingsanimals, plants, manga, you name it
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your honor my client is guilty can i get another one
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen
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i鈥檓 obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback
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"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.
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I am so happy birds survived through the dinosaur extinction because this world would be too cold and cruel without their sweet chirps or honks....
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