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girl are you a marxist's utopia because you got no money and no class

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I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

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guy on twitter who evolved to be paper thin and stands on the dotted line on highways and gets his calories from microorganisms carried by the wind of cars passing by which he filters through a specialized organ: i think public transportation is kinda problematic

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Dear President Joe Biden I am a poor Irishman suffering under the tyrannical rule of god-king charles the third and have nothing to drink but sewage water please send fifty crates of Dunkin'™️ Donut's™️ Dunkin'™️ Spiked™️ to Ireland immediately

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Ever wanted to meet your younger self?

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i love headcanoning old men as ftm. like considering fandom loves to equate being transmasc to being young no one will probably agree with me but i look into his eyes and see the wisdom only a post-menopausal man could provide

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ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

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linguistics fact! the words "pokemon" and "pikmin" are cognate, both deriving from the Old Gamer word "pacman"

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castle // halsey

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when you walk into a crime scene in an ace attorney game and the person in charge of the investigation starts talking to you

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my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

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You have fricking juggalotastic armpits!!

i think i should start smoking cigarettes

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Doing tokusatsu shit to her penis?

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I WAS SEARCHING FOR A SU CLIP BUT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNIER THAN WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR