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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS (2002) dir. Peter Jackson

It's all wrong. By rights, we shouldn't even be here, but we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now.

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chipped

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The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.

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Meeting The Man: James Baldwin in Paris

(via Mubi)

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Confess something to me

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Best hunter

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TOLKIEN WEEK Day 7 | Comfort

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Best friends

(via)

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This makes my heart so happy. 🥺

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This makes my heart so happy. 🥺

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Wait. Can't walk. Don't you see. Repeat. (via)

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Jeff Lee Johnson's paintings. The more you stare the more you see.

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