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chimpanzees are terrifying but if we teach them language they can be even scarier!

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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

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“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

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hey

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Nintendo Switch Health Issues:

Officials at Nintendo have confirmed that the exact layout of the Nintendo Switch controls has caused minor muscle spasms in some players. The “Switch Twitch” is not a serious issue and goes away once a player stops holding the controls.

More serious is an itch caused by handling the cartridges. Due to the inclusion of a bitter coating made to discourage children from swallowing the small cartridges, extended contact with them may cause an Itch. 

But the Switch Itch and the Switch Twitch aren’t the only problem. There is also an audio glitch. The glitch only affects players with sensitivity to high frequencies who can hear sounds with a very high pitch. The High Pitch Switch Glitch situation has some players already wanting to ditch the console. But others are okay with the flaws, and are angry at players who complained. According to Nintendo loyalist Mitch Hitchovich, “Anyone who bitches about the Switch Itch, Switch Twitch or Switch Pitch Glitch is a snitch.”

To which afflicted players responded, “Oh, that’s rich.”

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okay so blackkklansman won 0/4 awards tonight and so i just have to say that, even if the hollywood foreign press association won’t appreciate it, that film was beyond a heart-wrenching, anger-inducing, and tear-causing experience. john david washington and adam driver really gave two of the most layered performances i’ve ever seen, and in doing so explored characters who deeply resonated with so many black and jewish people in 2019 struggling with their identities in an increasingly hate-filled world. so just wanted to say this: thank you to spike lee, the cast and crew, and all the writers for creating this necessary and incredible film.

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I’M DYING

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the power move of castlevania season 2 was making the implication that godbrand makes boats out of people and then never elaborating on that notion

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I beg to differ

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This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

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Don’t be afraid to destroy men’s lives over crimes they chose to commit.

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Good stuff.

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ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)