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Felix dropkicking things.

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still bitter over this because its more relevant now than before

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Trends and cultures on Tumblr come and go

But Homestuck and porn bots are everlasting.

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for @musinglymuse I LOVE these two bickering to each other in my party their dynamic is so good

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Any time someone tells me birds aren’t descended from dinosaurs, I show them this.

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fucking legend

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*robert pattinson is cast as batman*

*zoe kravitz is cast as catwoman*

Bisexuals:

Geek Boys™:

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i took @spudislander‘s “every second beat” version of megalovania and stretched it out back to the original runtime of 2:36 and holy Shit my dudes

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“let the meme die” you mean homestuck? is homestuck the meme that should die?

No, the meme is everyone acting like they were somehow tricked into liking Homestuck/MSPA and that is was always bad and THEY couldn’t have liked it without some sort of shawl being pulled over their eyes like Andrew Hussie is some sort of stage magician who was advertising his webcomic as the next Jane Eyre or To Kill A Mockingbird. Somehow the internet seems to think the only way to feel burnt out by a series is to say it was terrible from the start and they either only liked it ironically (lol it was all garbage!) or that they only enjoyed it because they were unable to process how horrible it was back then. THE MEME IS NOT LETTING PEOPLE ENJOY A WEBCOMIC WHERE A LITTLE MAN HAS A BULL PENIS CANE AND A SUBURBAN KID HAS A BATHTUB LAUNCHED THROUGH HIS WALL BY A GOTH HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY.

Just let the meme die. Let people unironically enjoy Homestuck again without needing to pull a 20 page defense essay out of their asses. If you’re tired of it that’s fine it was legitimately over a billion words long, that’s understandable. I just miss the times where the fandom was about piecing together the wildly intricate but 100% bullshit plots and laughing at poster-worthy one liners scrambled into paragraphs of text.

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I saw Ted Danson was trending on twitter and I got so nervous. Turns out him and Jane Fonda just got arrested for protesting climate change 😅

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Oh, what’s this? 

Apple’s been developing some AR glasses? I wonder what they look like.

Hey, that’s kina cool- wait, what?

Hold up.

HOLD UP-

you’re fucking kidding me.

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Codex Seraphinianus

Written in a strange language by Italian architect, Luigi Serafini in 1981. This is one of the strangest encyclopedia ever written.It consists of hand-drawn, colored-pencil illustrations of bizarre and fantastical world. All of it drawn by Serafini himself. Some of the illustrations are considered to be beautiful while others are considered to be a bit more on the disturbing side. 

The only thing known for sure about this book is that “Seraphinianus” is a variation of the author’s name. The alpahabet has about two-dozen characters which relate to nothing else humanity has ever seen.

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Scotland is not boring

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