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I will say that I hate that they made Vamp!Bella "inhumanly beautiful" by giving her a smokey eye, falsies, and hair extensions. Hair and makeup had shot themselves in the foot completely by eclipse because they were doing this "subtle" full beat on human bella that meant they had nowhere to go but excessive with Vamp!Bella's makeup.

It's so immersion breaking for me to watch BD part 2 and see lash glue and foundation texture and obvious eye shadow in the first close up of Bella's face. I really don't think that Perma-makeup is what the book was referring to when they said the Cullens were beautiful.

But like, okay, what do I propose? Well, first, they should have never glammed Bella up more than her Twilight look. She looked plain there for a reason. And I know she didn't look like a blockbuster leading lady but like, sucks, it serves a narrative purpose. She should have looked WORSE in New Moon, not better.

When it came time to vampirize her, they should have made her natural features more prominent, made her eyes look bigger, smoothed and evened out her complexion, and done something better with her hair maybe some light false eyelashes. That's it. Imo. Then she'd fit in with the other Cullens rather than looking like a Cullen on prom night, but we'd also be able to see the difference more clearly.

Maybe when Charlie came to visit, Alice would have to "do her makeup" in a traditional sense so that her vampire beauty would make more sense to his eyes. Or something.

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i feel like people focus too much on edward's unenthusiastic first impression of bella's appearance when this is literally how he talks about her after he falls in love with her

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born to smoke weed in the woods together forced into a supernatural love triangle

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you just know that after edward became a vampire and he was trying to grapple with the fact that he was a “monster” that he would go outside at night, see a mosquito or some shit, chuckle to himself and then say out loud “you know, you and i aren’t so different, pal” and then like fucking sob

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can we all agree that if emmett and jasper weren’t so depressed about bella drinking all the blood in the house, they would have convinced her that ej was a great name for a boy but it should stand for emmett jasper not edward jacob.

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More unreleased Twilight promotional photos to mark the 15 year anniversary

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When your mom has an unexplained goth phase

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boy howdy Eclipse was really something huh

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Bella BOOKS it through Volterra, across the palazzo, through a fucking fountain, & you're telling me miss "i did 60 lunges once in my life" is having this romantic albeit slightly panicked reunion? no. girl is keeled over wheezing. sweating like a hog ready for slaughter. somebody call an ambulance bc this girl in cardiac arrest. looks like suicide's back on the menu, boys

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just to be clear, it’s canon that as punishment for killing a human carlisle forces the cullens to go to the victim’s funeral & stand in a small enclosed space packed with other humans

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Ok so why do they have housekeepers on isle esme like Edward is stronger and faster and it would take zero effort for him to clean up the broken beams of their sex bed like truly was their only purpose to perpetuate more stereotypes about Indigenous people

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via Giphy

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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