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I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.
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I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“
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Hahahaha at a point I needed this so here’s for someone else who does now 😘
Sis, don't text him.
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Freshly harvested Durple (Granddaddy Purple x Big bud) is just so gorgeous! 😍😍
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Still wondering why god never blessed me with freckles 🤷🏽♀️

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my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death
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me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

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don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
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if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u
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