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“Surprise, surprise!” There was an odd chime to her voice and a jump in her step.

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I’M BACK BITCHES!!!!!!!

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Isaac Lahey, Remember The Name.

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A confession.

A lengthy lecture.

My muse for two nights.

A night time cuddle coupon.

A gift.

A strip tease.

A passionate kiss.

A nose kiss.

One day where they can do whatever they want to my muse.

A date.

A romantic night out.

A girl’s/boy’s night out.

My muse has to live out one fantasy for your muse.

A hot make out session.

A drink at the bar.

A dinner made by my muse.

A free trip to a carnival with my muse.

Send me a "ø" and I'll generate a number, your muse will receive one of the following from mine:

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— iain thomas.

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"Yeah, I was."

          "I guess I missed it here.."

OPEN

"You’re back?"

            {Allison stared at the girl in confusion.}

“We thought you were in South America.”

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OPEN

[ cora gnawed at the inside of her lips ]

"It's- uh, good to see you again…"

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'Cause i'm not fine at all.

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*barely catches up on three episodes worth of comics before the new ep*

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PUT SAD HEADCANONS IN MY ASK

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M!As

Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themselves for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Injury: Muse is injured for (anon decides. Anon also decides how they've hurt themselves)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

Neko Kid: Muse turns into a little neko kid version of themselves, acting with cute cat-like instincts and such for ___

Feel free to add more!

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        "Wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?"

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it's been like 200 years hello how is everybody

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For another Toyota commercial, they should be like 

'Isaac we're putting you in the trunk' 

and then he’ll start freaking out about the tight spaces and they put him in the trunk and he’ll be like 

'wow this is so spacious. look at all this storage, i'm not scared at all' 

and then they’ll pan the camera to Derek and he’ll give an award winning smile and a thumbs up to the camera and to the car sales man.