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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.

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you say you hate cops and the military and people start talking about their family members like man idgaf your cousin is going to hell

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sorry to still be thinking of severance (i know) but like. why the hell would mark say "helleny" if he wasn't sure whether that was helly's name or not. he had already referred to helly as helena eagan, there was no need to say "her innie name is". he could have paused the video to go ask cobel. he could've recorded it again. it's just nonsensical.

and like i know, I KNOW, the parallel, but. that just makes it more nonsensical, i think. helena eagan get's your wife's name wrong and you (fully socialized grown adult who's supposed to have learn grace and be able to understand people make mistakes sometimes) immediately flip out on her forever. and then you turn around and risk getting your innie's girlfriend's name wrong like you don't know that an unsocialized, uneducated unforgiving version of you is going to react 100 times worse. okay.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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adding songs from musicals to character playlists is so stupid like yeah this works just ignore some of that really specific stuff

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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

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he’s always the center in these discussions. patron saint of yaoi culture

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I have no words

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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