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i do keep thinking "oh i bet there's some small potential in making some form of series focused on the daily lives of the denizens of barbieland. it's almost certainly in the works at mattel" and then all the plot points i think of are just life in the dreamhouse. this is because life in the dreamhouse was peak barbie and the film can't even hope to reach its grand heights xoxo

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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

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Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

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creeping on your crush like

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Barbie: Life in the Dream House ☆ Some Ken Carson Expressions

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i dont understand the fans want episodes the videos get millions of views theres popular posts on tumblr with hundreds of thousands of notes if this is because the fandom is no longer as active as it once was that’s upsetting because we do still love the show a lot but our lives and priorities have changed just because posts are less frequent doesnt mean we love the show any less

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help me

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me, watching a show i've already seen: soooooo... what do you think's gonna happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my friend, watching for the first time: idk maybe this character does a thing? i like this character

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my friend: wait do they die

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my friend: DO THEY DIE

me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

my friend: WHAT DOES THAT FACE MEAN

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“get in the kitchen” jokes

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(click for better view)

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Y.O.S.P.O

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Every Schlond Poofa to ever appear in Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse

season 3, episode 8 - “Let’s Make A Doll”

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wHY DON’T WE TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE

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remember when we thought we would never see schlond poofa again after licensed to drive

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remember that time we tried to make a wikipedia page for schlond poofa but then some guy called “the bushranger” deleted it