All I'm saying is that all Alfred would have to do to escape DC is to steal a matching T-shirt from a middle school tour chaperone, slip into a hoard of middle schoolers in the mall, and just let them shuffle him onto a charter bus where he would make immediate friends with all the students, the bus driver, and the teachers who would make a fuss if anyone tried to arrest him.
He's had the most success sneaking through Silver Springs
Alexandria and Arlington are on the look-out for him 24/7
Strong believer in the headcanon that while yes Alfred spends most of his time in DC nowadays, its not by choice
The white house has to place unmarked secret service vehicles on the border of Maryland and Virginia because if given the chance, Alfred attempts to flee
And if he's successful they won't see him for another 8-12 years
Strong believer in the headcanon that while yes Alfred spends most of his time in DC nowadays, its not by choice
The white house has to place unmarked secret service vehicles on the border of Maryland and Virginia because if given the chance, Alfred attempts to flee
And if he's successful they won't see him for another 8-12 years