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love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man
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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive
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(Going off of the initial Japanese release dates as to which generation was current at the time excluding remakes that came out during that period. For simplicity's sake)
For example I turned 10 in 2007 so I would be starting in the Sinnoh region! Bonus if you tell me your partner Pokémon 👀 doesn't have to be one of the three starters!
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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your boobies are gonna sag aftra a night with me
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Oh it’s the wrong number! The wrong number song! We’re very very sorry that we got it wrong! Oh it’s the wrong number! The wrong number song! We’re very very sorry that we got it wrong! *click*
What's this I hear?
What wondrous thing?
Is this the DEFCON klaxon's ring?
A flashing light
Above the door
There's just one thing it could mean:
War!
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you (Good for you!)
It's good for me
Oh, war!
What is it good for? (What is it good for?)
Oh, it strengthens the economy
It shows the world that we've got stones (We've got stones)
And carriers
With fighter drones (Vo doh dee oh)
War!
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you
It's good for me
(It's the cat's meow!)
(Vo doh dee oh!)
Here we go!
(Hyah! Woo! Wooo-hoo! Yeah! Ohhh yeah!)
War!
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
It's good for you (Doo waka doo waka doo waka doo waka doo)
It's good for me
Oh, war
Oh, what is it good for? (What is it good for?)
Ohhh, it strengthens the economy
A lengthy battle's an incumbent's dream (Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohhh)
Because you can't change horses
In mid-stream
For bombs (Boom!)
And guns (Bang!)
And so much more (Napalm!)
We celebrate the joys of war, war, war
For bombs and guns
And so much more
We celebrate the joys of war
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I decided to show my less chronically online roommates the “whatever, go my scarab” post and I am happy to report that they loved it
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@queeniehostapasta thank you for the inspiration for a realistic Piccolo !! X D
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