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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, RHYS, FREYA, MINI, DOMINIC, & MINJI ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( JEON JUNGKOOK, LL.LU1S, PINKPANTHERESS, KIM JIWOO, and KEITH POWERS are now taken )

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apologies for the sudden delay in responses. there was an emergency meeting for the university deans last weekend. but alas, i'm available today to review and accept enrollment applications.

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we currently have 4 applications in our inbox, which means we’re still in need of more! alongside that, we're also opening the positions of admission counselor and department chair (co-admins). so, if anyone's interested, please send us a message off anon !

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some building departments and dormitories are under renovation and soon will be reopened. if that isn't obvious enough. but i would like everyone to know that we're open for enrollment applications !

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to our beloved returnees and new students, welcome back ! last semester was indeed a rollercoaster ride, don't you agree ? from late-night study sessions to memorable moments with friends, we’ve all come a long way. now that it’s summer, it’s the perfect time to take a breath, explore new opportunities, and continue growing. we’re excited to share that new courses are now open for enrollment—ideal for anyone looking to get ahead, try something new, or stay engaged during the break. we’re also offering part-time job opportunities both on and off campus, so whether you're looking to gain experience or earn some extra cash, there's something for you. keep an eye out for upcoming workshops, events, and more ways to connect, learn, and thrive this summer. once again, welcome back—we’re so glad you’re here. warm regards, dean choi.

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might revamp . . .

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, EFFY & HARRY ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( CINDY KIMBERLY and JUNG JAEHYUN are now taken )

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ EFFY SUSANTO ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ FRENCH NEW WAVE CINEMA, BUBBLING OF A HOMEMADE SOUP AND PARTYING TILL DAWN ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ CINDY KIMBERLY ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ BACHELORS ] as a [ 1ST YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ VIRGO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ AMBITIOUS/TEMERARIOUS/PRACTICAL TRAIT ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ THE ESOTERIC ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ COLLECTION OF VOGUE MAGAZINES ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. M%TMZ.

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ HARRY WOO ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [  ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ JUNG JAEHYUN ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTER of ARCHITECTURE ] as a [ THIRD YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LEO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ PRETENTIOUS ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ OLD SOUL ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ VINTAGE RECORD PLAYER ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. L & EST.

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, TEDDY & JESSE ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( KIM MINGYU and * are now taken )

note: to the jesse mun, please send us a new fc ! also since all the rooms in cedarwood commons are now occupied, we have assigned you to settle in pinebrook hall. if you have any questions or would like to be reassigned to another dorm, let us know !

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ TEDDY IM ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ CEDARWOOD COMMONS ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ SOFT KNIT SWEATERS, FIRELIGHT FLICKERING IN A DARK ROOM & WARM HANDS WRAPPED COMFORTINGLY AROUND COLD ONES ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ KIM MINGYU ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ SECOND YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LEO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ GUILELESS ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ LOVERBOY ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. ALLY%EST

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ JESSE KIM ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ PINEBROOK HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ TOO MANY OPEN TABS, FRESH SHEETS, WARM TEA ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ KIM MINGYU ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ SECOND ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LEO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ CHARMING ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ APOLLO ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ KINDLE ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. B%EST.

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hello tags ! we've just made a recent sweep and have 10 slots available for those who are interested in joining our group. come on ! we would love to see kim mingyu, huh yunjin, chloe scantlebury, jeon wonwoo, julia barretto, michelle domingos, gabbi garcia, xolo maridueña, brent manalo, and donny pangilinan around our campus. check us out and when you are ready then send your enrollment form right here !!

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, JASEY & SAWYER ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( EMILY ALYN LIND and WY.AN are now taken )

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ JASEY LENNOX ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ CIGARETTES, NOTEPADS OF NOTES & DARK ACADEMIA ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ EMILY ALYN LIND ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ BACHELOR ] as a [ FIRST ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LEO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ POSSESSIVE & NOSY ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ THE POETOPHILE ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ MACBOOK ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. MZ%GMT.

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ SAWYER GAE ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ SKIN RASH FROM SLIDING, UNFINISHED SKETCHES & JOINTS BEHIND THE EAR] and your uncanny resemblance to [ WY.AN ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ SOPHMORE ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ SAGITTARIUS ], and sure, you can be a bit [ NONCHALANT ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ MOONCALF]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ SIGNED ZIPPO LIGHTER BY KOBE BRYANT ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. SAN%CST.

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, ZAMIR ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( MIGUEL HARICHI is now taken )

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ zamir izadi ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ maple ridge] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ late night gym sessions, loud playlists, deep conversations] and your uncanny resemblance to [ miguel harichi ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ sports medicine ] as a [ 2nd year ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ aquarius], and sure, you can be a bit [ hotheaded/optimistic] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ the  paladin ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ lucky necklace ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. M%CST

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, AUGUST ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( KIM MINGYU is now taken )

update: due to all the rooms in birchwood lodge are now occupied, we have assigned you to settle in pinebrook hall. if you have questions, let us know !

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗ welcome to goldenvale university, [ AUGUST LIM ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ PINEBROOK HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ THE SMELL OF COFFEE IN THE MORNING, WEARING HEADPHONES TO AVOID CONVERSATION, LIPS TURNED UP IN AMUSEMENT ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ KIM MINGYU ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ FOURTH YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ CAPRICORN ], and sure, you can be a bit [ HEEDLESS ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ CAVALIER ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ BUILD A BEAR ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. K%MST.

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, FAISA, NYX, & VINCENT ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( WHOSHALIMA, KIM MINJEONG, and PARK WONBIN are now taken )

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ FAISA YUUSUF ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ THE SMELL OF EXPENSIVE PERFUME, LOSING YOURSELF IN A BOOK, A TWENTY STEP SKINCARE ROUTINE ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ WHOSHALIMA ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS IN ART HISTORY ] as a [ 2ND YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LIBRA ], and sure, you can be a bit [ ENTITLED ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ AESTHETE ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ FAVORITE SILK SCARF FROM PARIS ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. TR%PST.

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ STEVIE ‘NYX’ SEO ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ BIRCHWOOD LODGE ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ BACKPACK WITH RANDOM PINS, CHIPPED NAIL POLISH AND TUMBLER DECORATED WITH STICKERS ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ KIM MINJEONG ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ SECOND YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ LIBRA ], and sure, you can be a bit [ TACTLESS & AMBIVALENT ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ LOST SOUL ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ SANRIO PLANNER ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. CLOUD%CST.

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ VINCENT PARK ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ MAPLE RIDGE HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ VINTAGE MOTORCYCLE JACKET, CUSTOM KEYBOARDS, SKETCHBOOKS ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ PARK WONBIN ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ BACHELOR'S IN FINE ARTS WITH A SPECIALIZATION IN DIGITAL MEDIA ] as a [ THIRD YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ PISCES ], and sure, you can be a bit [ SCATTERBRAINED ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ SUBTLE DAREDEVIL ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ CUSTOM HAND-PAINTED GAMING CONTROLLER ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. ALIAS%TMZ.

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, MATEO ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( JORGE JAVIER DIAZ is now taken )

 ✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ MATEO FLORES ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ PINEBROOK HALL ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ THRIFTED CLOTHES, EARLY MORNING RUNS, & SKATEBOARD ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ JORGE JAVIER DIAZ ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ BACHELORS IN PHYSIOTHERAPY ] as a [ JUNIOR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ GEMINI ], and sure, you can be a bit [ IMPULSIVE ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ ICARUS ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ GRANDFATHER’S WATCH ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. K%GMT.

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hey there, tags ! we've just recently open 7 more slots for new members, so what are you waiting for? we'd love to have kim mingyu, chloe scantlebury, jeon wonwoo, julia barretto, michelle domingos, gabbi garcia, xolo maridueña, and donny pangilinan around. come have a look and enroll !!

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, CHUL IL & ROCCO ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( JUNG WOOYOUNG and CHOI SEUNGCHEOL are now taken )

update: for rocco, due to all the rooms in cedarwood commons are now occupied, we have assigned you to settle in birchwood lodge. if you have questions, let us know !

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗ welcome to goldenvale university, [ YONG CHUL-IL ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ CEDARWOOD COMMONS ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ CONSPIRACY THEORIES, UNANSWERED TEXTS, VOICE MEMOS, ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ JUNG WOOYOUNG ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ DOCTORAL ] as a [ FIRST YEAR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be an [ AQUARIUS ], and sure, you can be a bit [ CURIOUS ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ CHOLERIC ]. whether you’re the lov able rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ FAMILY SIGNET RING ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. BLAIR%EST.

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗ welcome to goldenvale university, [ ROCCO YANG ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ BIRCHWOOD LODGE ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ A HALF-BUTTONED SHIRT WITH SLEEVES ROLLED UP, A LAZY GIRN WHILE LEANING AGAINST A BAR, TOBACCO VANILLE BY TOM FORD ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ CHOI SEUNGCHEOL ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ MASTERS ] as a [ FOURTH ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ SCORPIO ], and sure, you can be a bit [ SELF-INDULGENT ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ ANTIHEROIC PLAYBOY ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ RICHARD MILLE RM 011 ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. KOL%GMT +8.

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📬 WELCOME HOME, GOLDEN LION ! all your hard work has finally paid off, MEE ! you can access your ipad in your student packet if you ever need a brief intro. make sure to settle in your dorm before the countdown for pep rally begins in 8 hours ! ( NATTY is now taken )

✏️📓🗒️ ˎˊ˗   welcome to goldenvale university, [ CHIMLIN “MEE NOI” THONGDAO  ] ! you’ve been assigned to the [ CEDARWOOD COMMONS ] dorm, and we’re thrilled to have you! with your [ AN ALBUM OF PHOTOS TITLED ‘RECEIPTS’, WISHNIG ON EVERY FIRST STAR YOU SEE, CONFIDENCE THAT COULD KILL, ] and your uncanny resemblance to [ NATTY ], we’re starting to wonder — are you sure you’re not twins ? no one would guess you’re actually enrolled in [ BACHELORS ] as a [ JUNIOR ] student, but we’re sure you know how to balance work and play. you might be a [ PISCES ], and sure, you can be a bit [ DISMISSIVE ] at times, but that’s what keeps things interesting — which makes you the perfect fit as our [ DAMSEL OUT OF DISTRESS ]. whether you’re the lovable rebel, the brooding genius, or the wild party animal, you’re sure to stir things up around here. along with your student packet, we’ve sent your [ VINTAGE LOCKET ], all personally approved by the dean. lucky you ! we can’t wait to see what kind of mischief you get up to — goldenvale won’t know what hit it. cza%est.