goldlewis-uma-reporting

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

happy pride month guilty gear sorry for the shit formstting im on movile

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Happy Pride 🫡 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

WWDITS (2019 -2024) I 4.05

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Greetings. My deepest apologies for helping unsavory people wreck the white house.

Despite me being under someone else's control, what I did on that day was still very reckless. I hope you understand I don't stand by the actions of that day.

Farewell,

- @nagoorigiri

No worries. Thanks fer bein’ upfront about it, and I hope ya have a wonderful day.

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

@questionfromguiltygear

UMA are located in LEOS house

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Lemme call Leo and ask 'bout it.

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Greetings, Mr. Secretary :) *you are now in a maid dress. You cannot take it off for the rest of the day :)*

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How'd ya get me in this? Or make it my size?

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Are you an UMA???

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

I'm doin' pretty well myself, honestly. Just lookin' fer UMAs.

Hello Mr goldlewis I didn't expect to see you here

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

Howdy Zappa, how are you doing?

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Concernin'.... Congrats to the rat lady to angerin' him.

Eh, sounds like a typical wannabe hero. I'd ignore him, 'less he's a threat o' some kind.

O h

Hi boss

@sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Gio, good to see you. Work going well?

[He's too distracted by his for you page, which is covered in cryptids.]

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Hello Mr goldlewis I didn't expect to see you here

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

Howdy Zappa, how are you doing?

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Oh since you’re helping me with the Judgement problem I thought it’d be nice to show you my findings on this weird gear I’ve seen around purgatory.

It can communicate telepathically, the bottom half hasn’t said anything to my knowledge, but the top has silently announced itself as “Gig”

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A MOTHERFUCKIN’ UMA RIGHT THERE

I MUST STUDY THIS

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Neither did I but eh, this seems fun.

Who’s this Judgement fellow tho?

O h

Hi boss

@sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Gio, good to see you. Work going well?

[He's too distracted by his for you page, which is covered in cryptids.]

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Yo Gman, I guess I'll let you know if I see any funky creatures about in my part of the woods.

@the-anomalous-cook-giuseppina

Appreciate it a lot, thanks

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

O h

Hi boss

@sepultura-da-gio 🐺

Gio, good to see you. Work going well?

[He's too distracted by his for you page, which is covered in cryptids.]

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Okay. Sorry fer botherin' ya then.

[He drops 100,000 world dollars in the tip jar and tips his hat.]

Have a pleasant day, miss. Take care.

Howdy, hope you don't mind me askin', but I was looking up the teahouse and I have to ask. Apologies for being blunt, but I am not entirely sure how to phrase this.

Are you an UMA?

@goldlewis-uma-reporting

… Excuse me?

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Millia said you could juice 'im, and given how Axl is startin' problems with Venom, I wouldn't blame ya for doin' that.

You sure you didn't time travel, miss? Because how is there a misprint... In the older files?

Howdy, hope you don't mind me askin', but I was looking up the teahouse and I have to ask. Apologies for being blunt, but I am not entirely sure how to phrase this.

Are you an UMA?

@goldlewis-uma-reporting

… Excuse me?

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

Yer fine then.

h-hi... what's an UMA?- @ratlike-intern

Unidentified mutant animal... Err, I'm lookin' for cryptids, really. Like Bigfoot and Nessie. Nearly caught Mothman but he slipped through my fingers.

I tend to look for really, really, really bizarre looking things, so I'm not talkin' about people with some animal features. Bigfoot is an exception because we don't know what, exactly, Bigfoot is.

So like, Atsuka and you are not umas since you're mostly humanoids. Though I am investigating the teahouse, but that's more of a record thing.

[goldlewis-uma-reporting]

h-hi... what's an UMA?- @ratlike-intern

Unidentified mutant animal... Err, I'm lookin' for cryptids, really. Like Bigfoot and Nessie. Nearly caught Mothman but he slipped through my fingers.

I tend to look for really, really, really bizarre looking things, so I'm not talkin' about people with some animal features. Bigfoot is an exception because we don't know what, exactly, Bigfoot is.

So like, Atsuka and you are not umas since you're mostly humanoids. Though I am investigating the teahouse, but that's more of a record thing.