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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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for the record, this is what it feels like when you like and reblog us, small artists

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Bruce not wanting to dance at random with people just vying for his attention because DANCING WAS SOMETHING HE DID WITH HIS MOM excuse me I'm going to go fling myself into the sun.

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he's so unhelpful and it's on purpose

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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"Are you telling me that your university has practicing homosexuals on staff?"

Rincewind stammered. "I. I don't think so. Professor Macarona is so good at it he doesn't need to practice, I'm too nervous to ask, and Ponder doesn't have the time with all his other jobs. I suppose the more senior wizards might be practicing homosexuality." He thought back to some scenes in the Uncommon Room. "They certainly need the practice," he added.

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i laughed out loud. best batman dialogue ever.

(batman fortress #1)

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little dami is protective of his treat…sorry cass

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By popular demand: Give him the phone! Let him speak!

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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

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Reblog if you're the naked neighbor.

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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COMN FANFIC WRITERS !!

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The fact that he’s not actually struggling but just learned a habit from watching his human buddy snap bamboo is so precious.

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