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spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

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The other day I tried to explain to my mom the plot of the Dream SMP, but I didn’t use any names because I knew she wouldn’t remember any of them, so I just sat there like “So while Child’s best friend along with Furry, Duck, and Enderman tried to find pig, Child was exiled to a beach together with God and Child’s brother who is now a ghost” and it all just sounded so ridiculous like you can’t capture the emotional moments while calling people “Creeper Dude” and “Sheep” and “Mercenary” and “Shark”, but it sure makes it all hilarious

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I got some new fine liners so I thought I’d make these drawings. The drawing of Tommy is from TommyInnit’s Unbeatable Method of Avoiding Sudden Death on ao3.

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It sure would be a shame if someone messaged me and we started flirting for funsies and then we talked about Minecraft streamers Geez that would just be terrible.

I am being sarcastic someone do this immediately please and thanks

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hello inniters please rate my c!tommy playlist i think it's pretty good, im still adding more pretty consistently but i love his character so much

playlist:

my favorite song ive deemed to be about c!tommy rn

if anyone has any songs of their own i would love to listen !!!!!!

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Ahem, if I may have your attention

Thank you :D

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there needs to be a tommy vlog where he takes tubbo and george to a trampoline park and tubbo does cool jumps and flips and tricks meanwhile george falls over literally every half a minute and tommy laughs at him only to fall down too

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Teehee, art time

I tried really hard on this so I am ~begging~ for validation lol

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this has been in my camera roll since may 26 to do lol

anywho enjoy

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dsmp but it’s just one really intense monopoly game. l’manburg is a very shakey alliance, eret sells a pink plot to the dream team and is deemed a “traitor”. wilburs death is when phil accidentally steps on his piece when it falls off the board, he temporarily steps in for will why his piece dries with all the glue.

the discs are just the two dark blue properties tommy got off the bat. dream for some reason REALLY wants them, hence the wars for them. in the end tommy traded basically everything for them and “through the power of pog” (aka luck) dream got stuck in prison. sam coincidentally has been hoarding get out of jail cards. when tommy gets in jail too, dream throws his piece off the board.

eventually wilbur comes back and starts paying attention to the EMPIRE of properties big q has amassed. tubbo has also been onto him and in his infinite wisdom he has “boxed him in” (bought the last pieces to q’s sets). ranboo has been aided tubbo throughout the game and his “outpost” against q, tommy says they’re cheating

callahan is just a tired banker

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i love how, in reality, tommyinnit has no fucking clue how tall he is, he just decided one day that he was 6'3 and went with it and now it's his whole personality

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commission i did for a client @ twitter! it took a while but god im glad it’s finally ready

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Genshin Impact + @screenshotsofdespair (3/?)

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Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?

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Unmute !

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reblog if UR NOT tumblr famous bu t U ARE tired nd kinda gay