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I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

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youre not yaoiful at all

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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It’s not enough for me to know people’s niche kinks. I need to know WHY they like them. I need to look into their brain.

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

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t&t (trans friendship)

tvst (trans enemies)

t4t (romantic)

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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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I want to give a bitejob. Where I make you cum by ONLY using teeth on your dick…. No lips no saliva and it takes about 4 hours and a lot of mental fortitude

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

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