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Can someone just send me $10,000
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Pelican, trying to eat a phone
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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i mean come on
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YOU hates terfs
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WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
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im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually
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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,
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How I post when a cool mutual follows me back
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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it
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