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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx
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quirks and some markings as a result of
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Anyways this whole episode was just, this basically
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yeah any time vlad shows up i just end up going feral talking about him
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“I’ve never seen a wizard do that before.” “I already told you, I’m not a wizard.”
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Life with Sal, Part 2
Part 1
Thick tentacles, banded with green and black fur, slithered unpredictably and haphazardly across my bedroom floor. The floorboards creaked beneath the weight of their intrusion. An ethereal eye set itself at their base in the doorway; glowing ominously as it manifested within her writhing, formless shape in the dark. The Light of the Salubrious Quest looked deep into my soul, and she spoke in discordant voices that rang to my very core.
"We are out of clean cereal bowls. Also... I may have broken several bowls in my attempts to remedy this. As well as your sink."
I let my head drop unceremoniously back to the pillow, "Sal, it's four in the morning. Go back to sleep."
"Today is the day of our first true quest together, I require sustenance to—"
"Just eat out of the cereal box again, I don't care. Let me go back to sleep."
I turned my head to watch the empty doorway as giddy tentacle-steps thudded their way back to the pantry. I'm glad she's feeling more comfortable here, and that she's less terrified of a new world, but she really needs to work on boundaries.
When I eventually clambered my way out of bed some hours later, my eldritch pom-pom of a roommate was sprawled across my couch in a deep slumber. It sounded like she was snoring, but I'm not actually sure if she breathes.
Her eyes, those luminous and undimensioned shapes that peered out from beside her form as if drawn onto the air itself, were entirely absent in her sleep. They weren't closed, hidden, or retracted... they seemed to simply cease to be when she wasn't using them.
I took a seat in the breakfast nook across the room, still not completely comfortable being too close to her. It's not that she's given me any reason to think she might be dangerous or untrustworthy, but... still.
This was an utterly alien and unnatural being, no matter how convivial she might seem.
I've tried asking her what she was. I've tried asking if I had inadvertently created her, or if she had lead me to summon her. She said she didn't know. If she's somehow the same goddess I've been using in my game, then she's at least good-aligned if a bit chaotic. On the other hand, if that's not who she is and she's just been pretending...
All I know is she doesn't seem to mean me any immediate harm. She still flinches any time I approach her, and keeps an eye on me at all times when she's awake. She's seemingly just as curious, cautious, and confused about humanity as I am about her.
There's gotta be some way to learn more about all this, I can't be the first person to have ever seen something like this, right? We're going to see what we can learn at the library later today, after we get back from the LARP event she's been so excited about. I really hope I'm not making a big mistake here.
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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule
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some doodles of my daughter
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new purpose
(don't tag as ship)
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two sheep. standing still
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YOOOOO I LOVE THE "SATISFACTION" PIECE SO MUCH!!! unfortunately I don't post NSFW on my blog 😔 BUT! I love it! I also love that Erend has bigger boobs than Aloy that's so true and canon.
Thank you! Just needed to do something yearny to commemorate ereloy week 😌
Also yes 5+years of swinging steel hammers has def blessed Erend with a huge rack
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^ Aloy for scale
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Demon cat
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capybara
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Something's... Off about the Fentons and their son's friends.
They seem to have been the last people to see Vladimir Masters, owner of DalvCo, and know of his whereabouts, yet refuse to reveal him or his location. They also seem to be taking full advantage of his absence, taking over his company and profiting from it and living in his castle in Wisconsin.
They always seem to have some kind of excuse as to why he's not around.
"He's on vacation! Oh, where? Um, Antarctica."
"You just missed him, actually. He was here a few minutes ago. Yeah, in this random dirty alley as I was being mugged. We discussed... Alleys."
"Yeah, he lives here. I know his room is super dusty. He just likes it like that."
Although Tim Drake sees the absence of Vlad Masters as an absolute win (Tucker Foley is much less creepy), he still sees that this requires an investigation. After all, a missing CEO is big news, especially when the last people to have seen him seemed to have had major beef with him. Could they have... Murdered him?
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Or: Vlad's taken a nice little trip to ghost prison. The Batfam think Vlad's disappearance was a result of the Fenton family murdering him.
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