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Can I have some Kiki tax please 🥺


absolute nightmare trying to get a picture where she wasn't turning away from the camera but here you go :3
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I draw goofy ass pictures on the animal's whiteboards at my vet hospital job bc humor is the ultimate burnout defense

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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Apparently some people don't know the Dan's 18th birthday lore so.
That was the day Phil posted Space Adventure and Dan spam commented every video and then tweeted this:

So yeah he was hitting man with "I think I'm in love with you" on June 11, 2009- the day he turned 18 and before they ever spoke. Had zero chill from day 1 but his stalker rizz pulled amazingphil so we can't fault his methods.
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Go! SEE! ELIO!
Don’t listen to the the stupid reviews! It’s fun! It’s funny! It’s heartfelt and it is MUCH more worthy of your time than any live action remake out right now! Fight for original films! Support stuff made by directors that want to break into the field and make more!
If you are a rottmnt fan and are curious about Open the Floodgates, click here.
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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
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Round 6: The Quarterfinals
(Poll 1 of 4)
@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet
(no propaganda submitted)
@kittybroker
(no propaganda submitted)
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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